WELCOME to Wednesday, February 8, 2017.
Non stick Cellotape
Solar Powered Flash Light
A black highlighter pen
Glow in the dark sunglasses
AC adapter for Solar powered calculators
Battery powered Battery Charger
Seatbelts for Motorbikes
Hand powered Chainsaw
Silent Alarm Clock
A Pedal powered wheelchair
Braille Drivers Manual
Double sided playing cards
Ejector seats for Helicopters
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
DAILY QUOTES… “Laughter is an instant vacation.” –Milton Berle
“If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life.”
“Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.”
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to establish some parameters,” said the professor to the student from Arkansas, “What is the opposite of joy?”
“Sadness,” said the student.
And the opposite of depression?” he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma.
“Elation,” said she.
“And you sir,” he said to the young man from Texas, “how about the opposite of woe?”
The Texan replied, “Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up.”
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “To be free, one must give up a part of oneself.”
ANSWER: Hedwig and the Angry Inch! Spoken by Hedwig (John Cameron Mitchell). The story of a tenacious drag queen from East Berlin who comes to America to be a rock star.
Starring: John Cameron Mitchell, Michael Pitt, and Miriam S
Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “I don’t believe in hell. I believe in unemployment, but not hell.”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
TRANCE, STAIN, CHIME, TUBA and PERK. These words all belong to the same logical family. Which of the following words also belongs to that family?
GERMANE, EMBARGO, BANANA and NIGHTMARE
ANSWER: GERMANE. In the logical family of words, you can change one letter in each word and create a country`s name. FRANCE, SPAIN, CHILE, CUBA and PERU. Germane can be changed into GERMANY.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
What same three letters fit into the following five combinations to form 5 words?
E _ _ _ P
_ _ _ C K
S _ _ _ S H
L I _ _ _ D
T E _ _ _ L A
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! PURE GENIUS WORK BANKS!
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