Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to the Tuesday, July 25, 2017.                           
Notes from the Book of Life…… 
Wrinkles don’t hurt.
Laughing is good exercise – it’s like jogging on the inside.
No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is won’t make you cry.
Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have.
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one,
so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
Don’t cry because it is over; smile because it happened.
There’s always going to be people that hurt you, so what you have to do is keep on
trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.
You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair.
If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person.
Never ask your 3 year old brother to hold a tomato.
Don’t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
Never hold a Dust Buster and a cat at the same time.
Don’t wear polka dot underwear under white shorts.
The best place to be when you’re sad is Grandma’s lap.
It takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people and
whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
A new report says 60 percent of teenagers don’t have even a basic knowledge of finances. Although in fairness, I’m 38 and I just found out this year that a 401(k) is NOT a type of marathon.” -Jimmy Fallon
“Tesla Motors CEO Elon Musk claims he has gotten verbal approval to connect New York, Philadelphia, Baltimore, and Washington with a high-speed train that runs in an airless tube. While the New York City subway just introduced brand-new rotary phones.” -Seth Meyers
“A new study from the University of Sussex found that horses can recognize human emotions based on our facial expressions. Yet another reason you should never play poker with a horse — and they never pitch in for the pizza.” -Stephen Colbert
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

Showing his friend around his home, Fred started to point out all of the collectibles he and his wife had acquired over their long years of marriage.
“The day before I die, I’d like to sell every piece we’ve got just to see how much it’s all worth.”
“But you couldn’t possibly know the day before you were going to die, so how could you sell it.”
“Simple… If I sell it, my wife would kill me!
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???  
“People are going to get hurt, aren’t they?” “Wha? Naaaa! Well, I mean it’s a *possibility*,
it’s *war*, but hey, you don’t care about those people!”
ANSWER: Hercules! Starring Tate Donovan (Hercules), James Woods (Hades), and Susan Egan (Meg). Hades says this to Hercules before stripping him of his strength.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??
 “When I introduce you, and I tell them who you are, I don’t think anyone will stay for dinner.”
Monday’s Quizzler is……….   
“Me” belongs, “you” doesn’t.
“Doe” belongs, “deer” doesn’t.
“Sew” belongs, “knit” doesn’t.
Which of the following belong?
Ray, close, jam, tea, far, sun.
ANSWER: Ray, tea, and far belong.

The group is made up of words that sound like the musical notes, as they appear in the popular song.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….    
There are five doors, one leads to the exit, the others lead to traps. They are in a line. The clues tell you which position the doors are in the line and where the door to freedom is. All the clues are true. Each door has a clue written on it. The clues read:
The blue door: This door is two spots away from the door to freedom.
The red door: This door is at the far right, and is two spots away from the blue door.
The purple door: This door is not next to the door to freedom.
The green door: This door is left of the blue door.
The orange door: This door is not next to the red or blue doors.
Which door leads to freedom?
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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