WELCOME to Tuesday March 20, 2018.
Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.
Defense: What you’d better have around de yard if you’re going to let the children play outside.
Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins.
Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
Family planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep
you on the edge of financial disaster
Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots.
Full name: What you call your child when you’re mad at him.
Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they’re
sure you’re not raising them right.
Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
Impregnable: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.
Independent: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.
Look out: What it’s too late for your child to do by the time you scream it.
Prenatal: When your life was still somewhat your own.
Prepared childbirth: A contradiction in terms.
Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies
wearing dry shoes into it.
Show off: A child who is more talented than yours.
Sterilize: What you do to your first baby’s pacifier by boiling it
and to your last baby’s pacifier by blowing on it.
Storeroom: The distance required between the supermarket
aisles so that children in shopping carts can’t quite reach anything.
Temper tantrums: What you should keep to a minimum so as
to not upset the children.
Top bunk: Where you should never put a
child wearing Superman jammies.
Two-minute warning: When the baby’s face turns red and she begins to
make those familiar grunting noises.
Verbal: Able to whine in words
Whodunit: None of the kids that live in your house.
Whoops: An exclamation that translates roughly into “get a sponge.”
my children had a complete and total meltdown each and every time we went there.
I guess people don’t enjoy that anymore.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“It’s spring break! Just remember, the partying lasts a week, but the photos will
cost you jobs forever.” -Jimmy Fallon
“After residents in Birmingham complained about the terrible smell, New York City has
agreed to stop sending railcars full of the city’s excess sewage to a landfill in Alabama.
Yeah, train cars filled with human waste and an unbearable smell–or, as that’s called
in New York, the subway.” -James Corden
“Yeah, we browbeat him pretty good,” nodded the other. “Asked him every question we could think of.”
“And did you get a confession?” asked the sergeant.
“Not exactly,” explained the officer. “All he’d say was, ‘Yes dear,’ and doze off.”
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???
Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day!
“Who am I? Are you sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody told you it was a happy little tale… if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world… somebody lied.”
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
You need to continue this process until you reach the word ‘PRODUCE’.
Not including ‘U’, you must do this in six (6) turns.
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P R O D U C E
compound word. Also, just to make things even trickier, when you figure out the words, you might need to
switch them around to find the compound word.
Ex. A piece of bread used for making some sandwiches shaped as the fifth letter of the alphabet. (Bun + E = Bunny)
Can you figure out all the compound words?
1. A relation’s short sleep.
2. The talker was the opposite of quiet.
3. A cube-shaped vehicle.
4. Spade’s situation.