WELCOME to Wednesday April 18, 2018.
2.If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she’d be Oprah Chopra.
3.If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton John,
she’d be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.
4.If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster,
she’d become Sondra Locke Ness Munster.
5.If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he’d be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.
6.How about a baseball marriage? If Boog Powell married Felipe Alou, he’d be Boog Alou.
7.If Shirley Jones married Tom Ewell, then Johnny Rotten, then Nathan Hale,
she’d be Shirley Ewell Rotten Hale.
8.If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar (of Norway),
Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.😁😎
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
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G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
I dropped by one day, when the patio was near completion, and was surprised to find the husband smiling from ear to ear as the workmen smoothed over the surface. I remarked how nice it was to see a grin replace the frown he had been wearing lately.
“You see where they’re smoothing that cement?” he replied. “I just threw my wife’s credit cards in there.” 😐😎
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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???
ANSWER:
Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day!
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Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
1a) inexperienced
1b) to address with expressions of kind wishes
1c) unreasonable selfish desire
2a) highly skilled
2b) to conform
2c) to accept formally and put into effect
3a) a committee for judging and awarding prizes
3b) conceal or hide
3c) violent anger
4a) a rounded shape
4b) spoken
4c) a gemstone
Tubs, Star
Jolt, Inks
Dabs, Czar
Pint, Ohms
Beet, Adds
ANSWER:
I change something weighing two thousand pounds into a small, light container.
I turn a food that is decaying into one that isn’t.
I turn a whole country into a small flower.
I change something alive into something flat and not alive.
The World According to the Eucman! 