by eucman

Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

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WELCOME to Thursday August 9, 2018.

Contemporary Vocabulary!
1. Intaxication:  Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until
you realize it was your money to start with.
2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a  hillbilly.
3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that  stops bright ideas
from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
4. Cashtration  (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject
financially  impotent for an indefinite period.
5. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
6. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author  of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.
7. Inoculatte: To  take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
8. Hipatitis:  Terminal coolness.
9. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.
10.  Karmageddon: It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really  bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like, a serious bummer.
11. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
12.  Glibido: All talk and no action.
13. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
14. Arachnoleptic!  fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!
Peace I am outta here, Eucman!😁😎

DAILY QUOTES… 

“A guy here in New York swims in the Hudson River every week to prove that it’s clean.
If you want to meet him in person, services are being held on 43rd Street at the
Sherwood Funeral Home.” -Jimmy Fallon 
 
“According to a new survey, fewer than 2 percent of hiring managers said they were actively
recruiting graduates with liberal arts degrees. Liberal arts graduates
responded by saying, ‘Latte for Karen.'” -Seth Meyers 
 
“A recent government report revealed that a California DMV employee fell asleep at her desk
for up to three hours a day and this went on for nearly four years. She fell asleep at her
desk for three hours a day, or as they call that at the DMV, Employee of the Month.” -James Corden

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?”
The father answers, “Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.
There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: “You got male!” 😱😐😁

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “Mein Fuhrer! I can walk!”

 

ANSWER: Dr. Strangelove! This 1964 Stanley Kubrick masterpiece regarding the prospect of nuclear war with a cynical, comical eye ends with Nazi scientist “Dr. Strangelove” (Peter Sellers) inexplicably rising from his wheelchair and shouting theabove lines. Presumably, we are meant to feel as though the monster has been empowered anew.  Creepy, but also funny — like most of the rest of this film.


Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “I know about pigeons, Lilly.”

Wednesday’s Quizzer is…….

In this teaser you have been given two (2) clues in each line. Each answer to the clue comprises six (6) letters.
Each 6-letter word differs by only one (1) letter, which I have given you. Your task is to discover the
answers to the clues provided. The order of the letters do not change.

Example:

Remove _ _ _ I _ _ / _ _ _ U _ _ Justify

Answer:

E X C (I) S E / E X C (U) S E

1. Pliant _ _ _ _ _ E / _ _ _ _ _ Y Stash

2. Inundate _ _ _ _ G _ / _ _ _ _ X _ Elegant

3. Expenditure P _ _ _ _ _ / L _ _ _ _ _ Spread

4. Chevron _ _ _ _ P _ / _ _ _ _ K _ Hit

Answer: 1. Supple Supply
2. Deluge Deluxe
3. Payout Layout
4. Stripe Strike

 

 

Thursday’s Quizzer is……

Three 5-letter words,
Anagrams of each other.
One is a cloth,
The second a spot,
The third is at home with the Father.

What are the three words?













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