WELCOME to FRIDAY FEBRUARY 19, 2021
Extremely abbreviated plot explanations:
- The Shining: A family’s first Airbnb experience goes very wrong.
- The Lord of the Rings: Group spends nine hours returning jewelry.
- Titanic: Everyone tries the ice-bucket challenge.
- Beauty and the Beast: Stockholm syndrome works.
- The Chronicles of Narnia: Kid comes out of the closet. Hey I’m just saying. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“I read about a man in Virginia who paid the DMV his $3,000
fine in pennies. It took the workers 12 hours to count them all.
And that line still moved faster than the one you were in
waiting in at the DMV.” -Jimmy Fallon 😁
“Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus is officially shutting
down. Now, the circus won’t officially close until May, so if you
don’t get a chance to see it, you had 150 years. No one feels
bad for you.” -Stephen Colbert
“There’s a new app out there that describes itself as Tinder for
adopting babies. So one day, siblings will be taunting each other
with, ‘Ha ha, mom right-swiped you. You shouldn’t be here.'” -Conan O’Brien
G u a r a n t e e d to Make You Laugh!
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs. Suddenly, her husband burst
into the kitchen. “Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter!
Oh my GOD! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!
We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They’re
going to STICK! Careful … CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when
you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?
The wife stared at him. “What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry eggs?”
The husband calmly replied, “I wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.”😳😁😎
Thursdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“…and they mostly come at night…mostly.”
“Aliens”, the Academy Award-winning film proceeding Ridley Scott’s popular 1979 hit, “Alien”, starred Sigourney Weaver in the main role as Ellen Ripley (which was also nominated for Best Actress). The film, released in 1986, was as great, if not better, than the original as Ripley returns to the alien planet in order to save a colony who has lost contact with Earth. Something is amiss. When they arrive, the only survivor of the alien attack, Newt, is found inside the building. Ripley goes to extreme lengths to save Newt from the various pitfalls and setbacks of the horrible alien planet, including making a solo trip into the alien queen’s lair to save the girl. The quote in question was mentioned by Newt as the survivors of the initial attack (once they first arrive) try to escape the building and depart in their shuttle. However, the aliens get there first, kill the pilot, and cause the shuttle to come crashing to the ground. Newt warns the others: “We’d better get back, ’cause it’ll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night… mostly. “Ironically, this serious line, which shows the hopeless isolation of the group, has been parodied on various TV shows and movies due to its popularity.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from????
Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch? “
TODAY’S MOVIE DIVA AWARD GOES TO ONE OF OUR RESIDENT GENIUS, MS. KIM HILLYARD! SUPER SOLVING JOB KIM!
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
What does the following represent?
Answer: Franks and Beans
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. KIM HILLYARD! NICE WORK!
Friday’s Quizzler is…….
Starting with a one-letter word or abbreviation, add a letter and rearrange the letters to produce the next. A clue is given for each.
Maybe your car does 0 to 60 in 10 sec., but can you do 0 to 10 in 60 sec.? Go on – get out the stopwatch!
The hint provides the starting letters of the even numbered words.
- Prefix meaning “without”
- Commercial, flyer, or junk mail
- Bundle (of bank notes)
- No winner, no loser
- Flask to keep things cool
- Prize or present
- (It was) sketched again
- A rolling stone
- Boxers, bloomers, bra, or briefs
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