WELCOME to WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 1, 2021
People are dealing with breakups today differently, instead of breaking up with individuals, people are now breaking up with food. I’m no longer with macaroni and cheese, I have left stuffing alone, me and greens are no longer together, I have left sweet potato pie and will no longer be associated with Sweet potatoes. I’ve had it with ham as well as green beans, turkey is no longer my friend and chitterlings better stay the heck away from me at least until Christmas. Notice NOOBODY broke with sweet cakes at all, how about that for the holiday spirit?
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“In the world of healthcare, the FDA has approved the first pill with a digital sensor that signals doctors when patients have taken their medicine. The doctors say they invented the pill to make sure that their patients are taking their medication. I still think it would be more effective if they went with my plan of making all pills taste like Cool Ranch Doritos.” -James Corden
“A Florida man is refusing to give up his ’emotional support squirrel’ even though his condo association is threatening to evict him. Of course, it’s stressful times like these when the comforting embrace of a squirrel helps the most.” -Seth Meyers
“A federal court just ruled that sharing your Netflix password is now a federal crime. So if you’ve been
looking for a way to send your parents to prison, here’s your chance.” -Jimmy Fallon
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the “Chicken Surprise”. The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.
“Good grief, did you see that?” she asks her husband. He hadn’t, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises,
and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down..
Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and demands an explanation.
“Please sir,” says the waiter, “what did you order?”
The husband replies, “Chicken Surprise.”
“Ah! So sorry,” says the waiter, “I bring you Peeking Duck.” 😳
Tuesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Mom, that’s like saying the Titanic is not great with icebergs.”
Answer: Passport to Paris!
Melanie Porter says this in “Passport to Paris”. That movie is about two girls having to go to Paris, where they meet a model, boyfriends, and a lot more things they didn’t expect. She’s talking about the fact that her grandfather isn’t really great with her and Ally.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I remember reading about this in herbology.”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
You are enjoying your breakfast after having put some salt on your scrambled eggs when your nerdy brother presents you with an ice cube floating in a glass of water and a short length of string. He challenges you to remove the ice cube from the glass using the string without tying any knots. What strategy do you use to remove the ice cube from the water glass?
Answer: Take the string and soak it in the water. Let the string rest across the ice cube. Reach across the table and get the salt that you used on your eggs; pour the salt over the string and the ice cube. The salt causes the ice to melt. However, when you stop pouring the salt, the water that formed on the top of the cube will refreeze with the string embedded in it. Now you can lift the ice cube with the string.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
Unscramble the words below, then take the letters from each word as instructed to form another word that is the answer to this teaser:
DOD Take letter 1
ONRUM Take letters 1,2 & 5
CROSITH Take letters 1,2 & 3
ERVNE Take letters 1,2
Unscramble the letters you collected… what do you get?
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