WELCOME to THURSDAY JANUARY 26, 2023
Here’s The Story…
Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook.
They stayed there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was super.
At the end of the day, knowing that they would be graduating from college soon, they vowed that they
would meet, in twenty years, at the same place and renew the experience.
Twenty years later, they met and traveled to a spot near where they had been years before. They walked
into the woods and before long came upon a brook. One of the men said to the other, “This is the place!”.
The other replied, “No, it’s not!”.
The first man said, “Yes, I do recognize the clover growing on the bank on the other side.
To which the other man replied, “Silly, you can’t tell a brook by it’s clover.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY people, stay safe, and
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“The purpose of our lives is to
be happy.” — Dalai Lama
“Life is what happens when you’re busy
making other plans.” — John Lennon
“Get busy living or get busy
dying.” — Stephen King
“You only live once, but if you do it right,
once is enough.” — Mae West
“Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize
how close they were to success when they gave up.”– Thomas A. Edison
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Queen Nyteshade had two claims to fame. She could tell fortunes and she was a midget.
The local authorities frowned on her because they thought that fortune telling was fraudulent.
They had Queeny arrested. She was placed in a holding cell. Since she was so small she was
able to squeeze between the bars of her cell and escape. This to incensed the judge that he
ordered the local newspaper to print an article about the culprit. The following was printed
in the paper the next day. Small medium at large. 😳😳😳
Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“You see their young enter through the ears and wrap themselves around the cerebral cortex.
This has the effect of rendering the victim extremely susceptible to suggestion.
Later, as they grow, follows madness and death.”
Answer: Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan!
Years before Captain Kirk had left Khan and his followers marooned on an uninhabited planet, where they could not cause grief to anyone else. Now, their paths have crossed again, and Khan wants his vengeance. This quote occurs when Khan has managed to capture Kirk’s crewmember, Chekov, and is implanting a creature into Chekov’s ear so that Chekov will do his bidding, and help him capture Kirk.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I’ve just been down the gullet of an interstellar cockroach. That’s one of a hundred memories I don’t want.”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Use the missing words or word fragments in the film titles below to make a festive phrase.
The maker Golden Pond
Battlefield _ Thelma Louise
The Road Perdition
The Sum of _ Fears __ in Black
ANSWER: The PEACEmaker
ON Golden Pond
Thelma AND Louise
GOOD WILL Hunting
The Road TO Perdition
The Sum of ALL Fears
MEN in Black
And the phrase is:
PEACE ON EARTH AND GOOD WILL TO ALL MEN. (Merry Christmas everyone)
Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
Created I was, in 1841,
By someone with the name of an evil one,
He was a Belgian, living in Paris,
This man had to be very zealous.
Fourteen of me, this young man made,
Some above A, but not quite B,
With some higher than D, but lower than E,
And some that are C, and three halves above D,
That’s why my popularity’s so easy to see.
Golden with lacquer, I usually am,
I sometimes am used to honor Uncle Sam,
Patented I was in 1846,
I’m the one who gives some their kicks,
I’m shaped like a J – with a hook on the end,
So, can you tell what I am?
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