WELCOME to TUESDAY June 6, 2023
Here’s The Story……
Two grave diggers are working in a cemetery in Vienna one night, when they hear scuffling coming
from one of the graves. At first they are terrified, but morbid curiosity gets the better of them and
they unearth the grave. They hear some hushed rubbing and scraping sounds coming from inside
the coffin. Hands shaking, they pull off the lid. Inside; they find Beethoven’s skeleton,
furiously erasing notes off of old scores.
“Wha-,” one of the grave diggers is petrified, “What are you doing, Herr Beethoven?”
The ghoulish composer looks up with empty eyes sockets, and says, “What does it look like? I’m decomposing!”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“As part of a limited campaign, McDonald’s is offering forks made from French fries. Not to
be outdone, Long John Silver’s began offering seafood made from fish.” -Conan O’Brien
“American Airlines recently announced that they plan on cutting leg room in economy class,
while United Airlines announced they’ll be cutting legs. ‘We are coming down with the
beverage cart! Get your legs out of the aisle!'” -Seth Meyers
“Apple has announced that it’ll be removing the handgun emoji from its smartphones and
replacing it with an emoji of a squirt gun. In case you weren’t paying attention, there are
now more restrictions on gun emojis in the United States than on actual guns.” -James Corden
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Little Johnny’s father asked him what he wanted for his birthday. “A baby brother,” he said. Later
that year, his mother came home from the hospital with a baby boy.
Little Johnny was delighted. “And what would you like this year for your birthday?” his father asked.
He said, “If it isn’t too uncomfortable for mommy, I’d like a pony.” 😳😳😳😳😳
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“No, no, no, no. I’m too young to be a grandmother. Grandmothers are old. They bake, and they sew, and they tell you
stories about the Depression. I was at Woodstock, for Christ’s sake! I peed in a field! I hung on to The Who’s helicopter as it flew away!”
Answer: Parenthood!
Dianne Wiest played Helen in the 1989 film “Parenthood” and in the scene involving this quote Helen finds out that her daughter Julie (Martha Plimpton”) is going to have a baby. Helen’s brother George is present as well when this is revealed as Julie and her boyfriend Tod (Keanu Reeves) have a fight and he storms out. Exasperated, Juie says, “If he thinks I’m having his baby now, he’s crazy!
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Don’t knock rationalization; where would we be without it? I don’t know anyone who could get through the day
without two or three juicy rationalizations. They’re more important than sex.”
Monday’s Quizzler is….
Below are five movie titles. However, they have been rephrased, and it is your job to figure them out.
Note: The capitalization in the following phrases is the same as it would be in the actual title. Good Luck!
- Realm of the Land of angels and saints
- The Ruler over the Hoops and circlets
- Dignity and Bias
- Vacation in Italy’s capital
- Artist and scientist Leonardo’s Cipher
Answer: 1. Kingdom of Heaven
- The Lord of the Rings
- Pride and Prejudice
- Roman Holiday
- The Da Vinci Code
Monday’s Quizzler is…….
What common household item wouldn’t have become popular if it wasn’t for another invention in 1928 (it didn’t take off until 1930)?
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