WELCOME to THURSDAY July 6, 2023
Here’s The Story…..
Two grave diggers are working in a cemetery in Vienna one night, when they hear scuffling
coming from one of the graves. At first they are terrified, but morbid curiosity gets the better
of them and they unearth the grave. They hear some hushed rubbing and scraping sounds
coming from inside the coffin. Hands shaking, they pull off the lid. Inside; they find
Beethoven’s skeleton, furiously erasing notes off of old scores.
“Wha-,” one of the grave diggers is petrified, “What are you doing, Herr Beethoven?”
The ghoulish composer looks up with empty eyes sockets, and says,
“What does it look like? I’m decomposing!” 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“You never find yourself until you face the truth.”
–Pearl Bailey
“Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace.”
–Oscar Wilde
“You always pass failure on the way to success.”
–Mickey Rooney
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A guy walks into a bar and approaches the bartender, “Can I have a pint of Less, please?”
“I’m sorry sir,” the bartender replies, looking slightly puzzled, “I’ve not come across that
one before. Is it a spirit?” “I’ve no idea,” replies the guy, “The thing is, I went to see my
doctor last week and he told me that I should drink less.” 😳😳😳
Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Close your eyes. Forget what you see. What do you feel?”
Answer: Tarzan!
In “Tarzan”, Kerchak, the leader of the group of gorillas, believed that Tarzan didn’t belong with the other gorillas, since Tarzan was a human. This upset Tarzan, so his adopted mother Kala, who also happened to be Kerchak’s mate, tried to calm him down. She did this by showing the similarities between them: the eyes, ears, hands, and eventually the heart. This helped Tarzan to not feel so different and upset.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Magic mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
At 11 am, Silly Sarah headed off to Art class. Being fairly good at art, she was excited to see what they were going to do this year. Just seconds after she found her seat, the teacher passed out worksheets. On the top of the worksheets, in bold letters, were the words “Famous Artists of the Past”. The teacher explained that before they could start doing any artwork, the students must complete the teasers found on the worksheet. Can you help Silly Sarah, and figure out the teasers?
- To select from a group + Abbreviation for Australia + 15th letter of the alphabet
- Possessive form of “I” + A black mineral substance used as fuel in the form of bricks + The form of “a” used before a word beginning with a vowel + A gelatin based dessert
- Rapid Eye Movement + Partly ground wheat husk separated from flour meal + Sound of the last letter of alphabet
- Conflict between two armed groups + A corridor
- A boxlike motor vehicle that resembles a panel truck + What a green light means
Answer: The answers were:
- Picasso (Pick + Aus + O)
- Michelangelo (My + Coal + An + Jello)
- Rembrandt (REM + Bran + T)
- Warhol (War + Hall)
- Van Gogh (Van + Go)
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
What am I?
My first is in sound, but not in thunder.
My second is in noise, but not in poise.
My third is in outrage, but not in grater.
My fourth is in whimper, but not in whisper.
My fifth is in squash, but not in squelches.
My sixth is in mutter, but not in murmur.
My seventh is in gosh, but not in gasp.
My eighth is in yelp, but not in yell.
My ninth is in hoarse, but not in harsh.
My tenth is in eerie, but not in fairy.
My eleventh is in bliss, but not in bless.
My last is in splat, but not spilt.
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