WELCOME to FRIDAY July 7, 2023

Here’s The Story…..
As we left the gym after our first real workout in years, my husband and I both
felt energized. “Let’s make a commitment to do it three times a week,” I said.
“Absolutely,” my husband agreed, “three times at a minimum.”
“And no whining,” I said. “No excuses.”
“No, we’ll do it,” he said enthusiastically, “you can count on it.”
“And on my late night, we can just meet here at the gym.”
“The gym?” my husband said, confused. “I thought we were talking about relations?”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A man who ordered a television off of Amazon was shocked because Amazon instead
sent him a rifle. Which means somewhere a hunter is trying to kill a deer by
making it watch ‘Real Housewives.'” -Conan O’Brien

“According to a recent survey, 71 percent of men find it attractive when a woman offers
to split the bill on a date. And zero percent of women find it attractive
when that offer is accepted.” -Seth Meyers

“Kylie Minogue won a legal battle against Kylie Jenner over the trademark of the name
‘Kylie.’ Yeah, the judge called the case ‘not why I went to law school.'” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Two resident doctors were involved in a fight in the hospital. A senior consultant had to
pull them apart. “What’s all this about?” asked the consultant angrily.
“It’s the tax auditor in C ward,” said one. “He’s only got 2 days to live.”
“He had to be told.” said the second doctor.
“I know,” said the first, “but I wanted to be the one to tell him!” 😳😳

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Magic mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?

Answer: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs!
This quote was said by the unnamed (in the movie, supplemental material, such as the tie-in comic strip, revealed her name to be Grimhilde) evil queen in “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs”. In fact, this was among the first lines spoken in the movie.
The queen spoke this to the mirror hoping the mirror would say her name, appealing to the queen’s vanity. Instead, the mirror hinted that Snow White was fairer than she. This led the queen to try to kill Snow White, so she could be the fairest one of all.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“What’s a fire and why does it… what’s the word? Burn?”

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
What am I?
My first is in sound, but not in thunder.
My second is in noise, but not in poise.
My third is in outrage, but not in grater.
My fourth is in whimper, but not in whisper.
My fifth is in squash, but not in squelches.
My sixth is in mutter, but not in murmur.
My seventh is in gosh, but not in gasp.
My eighth is in yelp, but not in yell.
My ninth is in hoarse, but not in harsh.
My tenth is in eerie, but not in fairy.
My eleventh is in bliss, but not in bless.
My last is in splat, but not spilt.

Answer: onomatopoeia
This is a word whose sound suggests the sense (eg buzz and hiss).

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
I am a letter.

I am in talk, and in stop,
I am in tickle, and in tackle,
I am in bullet, and kite,
I am in poster, and in tear,
I am in torn, and in fear,
I am in tick, and in stock,
I am in tulip, but I’m also in by.

What am I?

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