WELCOME to MONDAY July 10, 2023

Here’s The Story…..
As we left the gym after our first real workout in years, my husband and I
both felt energized. “Let’s make a commitment to do it three times a week,” I said.
“Absolutely,” my husband agreed, “three times at a minimum.”
“And no whining,” I said. “No excuses.”
“No, we’ll do it,” he said enthusiastically, “you can count on it.”
“And on my late night, we can just meet here at the gym.”
“The gym?” my husband said, confused. “I thought we were talking about sex?”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A man who ordered a television off of Amazon was shocked because Amazon
instead sent him a rifle. Which means somewhere a hunter is trying to kill a
deer by making it watch ‘Real Housewives.'” -Conan O’Brien

“According to a recent survey, 71 percent of men find it attractive when a woman
offers to split the bill on a date. And zero percent of women find it
attractive when that offer is accepted.” -Seth Meyers

“Kylie Minogue won a legal battle against Kylie Jenner over the trademark of
the name ‘Kylie.’ Yeah, the judge called the case ‘not
why I went to law school.'” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Two resident doctors were involved in a fight in the hospital. A senior
consultant had to pull them apart. “What’s all this about?” asked the consultant angrily.
“It’s the tax auditor in C ward,” said one. “He’s only got 2 days to live.”
“He had to be told.” said the second doctor.
“I know,” said the first, “but I wanted to be the one to tell him!” 😳😳😳

Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“What’s a fire and why does it… what’s the word? Burn?”

Answer: The Little Mermaid!
This quote can be found in “The Little Mermaid”. Ariel lived in the sea but wanted to know about the land above her. Over time, she collected objects from the land through shipwrecks, but she wanted more. Her father, King Triton, refused to let her journey above the sea, believing it was a dangerous place. Ariel was confused on what could be so bad about it. This led her to sing “Part of Your World”. The specific lyric in this question referred to one of the things Ariel wanted to learn about the life outside of the sea.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Everybody’s picking up on that feline beat.”

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
I am a letter.
I am in talk, and in stop,
I am in tickle, and in tackle,
I am in bullet, and kite,
I am in poster, and in tear,
I am in torn, and in fear,
I am in tick, and in stock,
I am in tulip, but I’m also in by.

Answer: I am a letter, I didn’t ask which one.

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
Can you make this sentence into a phrase by only adding punctuation?
You may not add, subtract, or rearrange the words. Good luck.

that that is is that that is not is not is that it it is

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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