WELCOME to MONDAY August 7, 2023
Where are you from?
The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre.
When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, “Sorry, sir,
but you’re only allowed one seat.” The cowboy groaned but didn’t budge. The usher
became more impatient. “Sir, if you don’t get up from there, I’m going to have to
call the manager. The cowboy just groaned.
The usher marched briskly back up the aisle. In a moment he returned with the manager.
Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success.
Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked,
“All right buddy, what’s you’re name?”
“Sam,” the cowboy moaned.
“Where ya from, Sam?”
With pain in his voice Sam replied…. “The balcony.” 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Reality is a crutch for people
who can’t cope with drugs.”
–Lily Tomlin
“My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t
need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.”
–Henny Youngman
“Search others for their virtues,
hyself for thy vices.”
–Benjamin Franklin
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation.
They are all asked, “When you are in your casket and friends and family are
mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first
guy says, “I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man.”
The second guy says, “I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school
teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow.”
The last guy replies, “I would like to hear them say, “Look! He’s moving!” 😳😳😳
Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I figured as long I’m going to be in school, I might as well hit some people while I’m at it.”
Answer: Remember the Titans!
Spoken by super-sized offensive lineman Louie Lastik (played by Ethan Suplee), during the Titan’s pre-season training camp. An inspirational film about how the members of the gridiron squad of a newly-integrated school in Virginia learn to look beyond color and play like champions.
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
. “You didn’t get me down, Ray.”
Friday’s Quizzler is….
What is a liquid at room temperature in its original state but solidifies when heated?
Answer: An Egg.
Monday’s Quizzler is….
Solve the 10 clues. Take each initial letter, to form a new 10 letter word.
- Polite greeting
- Opposite of begin
- It comes from a bulb
- Eskimo’s home
- Another name for an axe (or ax)
- Black Sabbath front man
- Where a child may play
- Large vessel for liquids
- To change something
- Neither left, nor wrong
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