WELCOME to TUESDAY August 8, 2023

Here’s The Story…..
Spanish never came easily to my sister. Still, she did her best to communicate
with the Spanish-speaking staff at the restaurant she managed. But when she
made mistakes-and she made a lot-she’d apologize by saying, “Me estupido.”
Finally, a staffer took pity on her. “Susanna, you’re not estupido,” she said, bucking
up my sister’s ego. “You are a woman,” she continued. “So you are estupida.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A study has confirmed that eating less increases your lifespan. The study
goes on to advise the residents of Wisconsin to
get their affairs in order.” -Conan O’Brien

“Summer officially begins tonight. So if you’re wondering why your kids stopped
going to school, that’s probably the reason.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“A company has developed a smart duvet, which can control a person’s body
temperature. The way it works is, when you get hot you kick it off.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Murphy and his wife went for a stroll in the park. They sit down on a bench to rest
for a while. Soon they overhear voices coming from a secluded spot nearby. Suddenly,
Mrs. Murphy realizes that a young man is about to propose. Not wanting to be eavesdropping
during such an intimate moment, she gently nudges her husband and whispers, “Whistle,
to let that young couple, know that someone can hear them.”
To which Murphy replies, “Whistle? Why should I whistle? Nobody whistled to warn me?”😳

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“You didn’t get me down, Ray.”

Answer: Raging Bull!
Hard to find a quote from this 1980 classic that FT will allow, given the harsh language throughout the film. Robert DeNiro turned in a classic performance as Jake LaMotta, a prizefighter who was tortured as much or more emotionally than he was by any physical punishment he took in the ring. Spoken after taking a merciless beating in a rematch with ‘Sugar’ Ray Robinson.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth.”

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
Solve the 10 clues. Take each initial letter, to form a new 10 letter word.

1. Polite greeting
2. Opposite of begin
3. It comes from a bulb
4. Eskimo’s home
5. Another name for an axe (or ax)
6. Black Sabbath front man
7. Where a child may play
8. Large vessel for liquids
9. To change something
10. Neither left, nor wrong

Answer: HELICOPTER

1. Hello
2. End
3. Light
4. Igloo
5. Chopper
6. Ozzy (Osborne)
7. Park
8. Tank
9. Edit
10. Right

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
Witty Will gets a job at a newly opened shoe store called Shoe Shack. His infamous brother, Arrogant Arnold, decides now he can reap up on his brother’s benefits and get himself new shoes, since his old Nikes for Tykes were getting way too babyish for him. One day, Arnold decided to go to Shoe Shack and ask his brother to get him some real Nikes for half price!

After his long pleading, Will made a deal with his brother. If Arnold could answer Will’s question, he would let Arnold use his employee benefits, but if not, Arnold would have to give Will ten bucks.

First, he gave Arnold one shoe which was tied and said to him, “Think about this; you HAVE to do it in your head. If you cut both loops of this shoelace, how many pieces of shoestring do you have in your hands?”

Obviously, Will got ten dollars richer, but can you answer his question? (No cheating, do it in your HEAD!)

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