WELCOME to WEDNESDAY August 9, 2023

Here’s The Story…..
Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help.
One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing
field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.
Sandy approached and asked if she was all right.
The girl said she was.
A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself.
Approaching again, Sandy offered, “Would you like me to be your friend?”
The girl hesitated, then said, “Okay,” looking at the woman suspiciously.
Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked, “Why are you standing here all alone?”
“Because” the little girl said with great exasperation, “I’m the goalie!” 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDEFUL WEDNESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“People who throw kisses are
hopelessly lazy.”
–Bob Hope

“Who is rich? He that is content.
Who is that? Nobody.”
–Benjamin Franklin

“Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps
yours is watching television.”
–David Letterman

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over
the intercom: “Will the students who are parked on University Drive
please move their cars so that we may being plowing.” Twenty minutes
later there was another announcement: “Will the nine hundred students
who went to move fourteen cars return to class.” 😳😳

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth.”

Answer: Pride of the Yankees!
Gary Cooper starred in the heart-breaking biopic of Yankee superstar Lou Gehrig, whose career and life were cut short by ALS. Gehrig made his farewell speech to the Yankees faithful and to all of baseball on July 4, 1939, and died nearly two years later, in June of 1941. At a winter meeting of baseball writers in December of 1939, Gehrig was voted into the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown by special election.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter.”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
Witty Will gets a job at a newly opened shoe store called Shoe Shack. His infamous brother, Arrogant Arnold, decides now he can reap up on his brother’s benefits and get himself new shoes, since his old Nikes for Tykes were getting way too babyish for him. One day, Arnold decided to go to Shoe Shack and ask his brother to get him some real Nikes for half price!

After his long pleading, Will made a deal with his brother. If Arnold could answer Will’s question, he would let Arnold use his employee benefits, but if not, Arnold would have to give Will ten bucks.

First, he gave Arnold one shoe which was tied and said to him, “Think about this; you HAVE to do it in your head. If you cut both loops of this shoelace, how many pieces of shoestring do you have in your hands?”

Obviously, Will got ten dollars richer, but can you answer his question? (No cheating, do it in your HEAD!)

Answer: Arnold would only have one shoestring in his hand since he did the problem in his head!
(Just so that you know, if he actually did cut the string, there would be three pieces.)

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
In each sentence below, two words are incomplete. The two words end in the same
three letters, so they look like they should rhyme, but they don’t. See if you can figure out the missing letters in each sentence.
Example: One symptom of bronchitis is a ro___ co___. (The two words are: rough & cough.)

1. Now that I can fly a kite, I don’t m___ the w___.
2. Children in Alabama could be called the Deep So___ yo___.
3. That bully must ce___ to te___ his fellow students.
4. By his 18th birthday, the prince had gr___ into his cr___.

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