WELCOME to TUESDAY October 8, 2023

Here’s The Story….
A father and son went fishing one day. After a couple hours in the boat, the boy suddenly
became curious about the world around him.
He asked his father, “How does this boat float?”
The father thought for a moment, then replied, “Don’t rightly know, son.”
The boy returned to his contemplation, then turned back to his father,
“How do fish breathe underwater?”
Once again the father replied, “Don’t rightly know, son.”
A little later the boy asked his father, “Why is the sky blue?”
Again, the father replied. “Don’t rightly know, son.”
Worried he was going to annoy his father, he says,
“Dad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?”
“Of course not, son. If you don’t ask questions,
you’ll never learn anything!” 😳😳😎

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“The federal government is starting to plan for climate change by making extended
forecasts that can help people plan for extreme weather – because what can go wrong
when you combine the efficiency of government with the accuracy of weathermen?” -Jimmy Fallon

“Scientists in northern California and Oregon found that marijuana gardens are threatening
the salmon population. I don’t see the problem, really. Everyone loves baked salmon.” -Seth Meyers

Archaeologists believe they have found the tomb of St. Nicholas beneath an ancient church in Turkey.
St. Nicholas, of course, is the basis for the legend of Santa Claus. And they think they found him. Which
means now when my son asks me if Santa is real, I can confidently say, ‘Yes! He is dead though.
That’s why you didn’t get that bike.'” -James Corden

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A pretty young blonde stood at the bank cashier’s window and smiled.
“I’d like to cash this check, please,” she said, handing it over.
The teller examined the check and said: “Could you identify yourself, Miss?”
For a moment the lovely girl’s brow creased over, then with a bright look she
fumbled in her handbag and producing a mirror, glanced in it and with relief said, “Yes! It’s me, all right!”
The clerk said, “No Ma’am, you misunderstood me. We require a photo identification.”
The girl searched her bag again and found a picture with a group of people. “This is a
recent family photo,” she explained. “That’s me, third from the left.” 😳😳😳😎

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do…” Apparently this speaker feels the need to discuss the benefits of designated purpose(s) and little else?
The second speaker, much more lively by a mile, reports: “Give it up old man, you can’t fight evolution, I was built for speed!”

Answer: “2001: A Space Odyssey”
HAL the Computer was, finally, on “his” own sort of mission in the “2001: A Space Odyssey” (1968). Stanley Kubrick’s exhaustive and entirely stirring exploration of mankind, as our condition progressed from caves and apes to the penetration of the unknown regions of space exploration, really only served to say one thing – that we humans will never stop looking, trying, striving to achieve that which is more than likely unattainable. But, yes, we’ll keep aspiring to get there anyway. Extremely memorable cinema, the stuff of which Kubrick (1928-1999) was consistent in building in his long career.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I despise rapists. For me, you’re somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates
at the corner of your mouth when you’re really thirsty. But, in your case, I’ll make an exception.”

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
My work is based on give and take
I can make a difference by a hand shake
The older I get the smaller I grow
And my best friend is my worst foe

What am I?

ANSWER: Soap.
(Give and take=give foam and take away dirt,
by a hand shake=as you use me when rubbing your hands,
the older I get the smaller I grow=since I dissolve,
my best friend is my worst foe=water which helps me do my work but at the same time dissolves me.)

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
I’m someone you love.

Exchange my head and tail,
To examine me in detail;

My second be my tail,
Then I will have guts to tell;

My head be taken off,
Still you can’t stop me in hearing your bluff.

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