WELCOME to MONDAY December 4. 2023
Here’s The Story….
When I take a long time, I am slow.
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.
When I don’t do it, I am lazy.
When my boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy.
When I do it without being told, I’m trying to be smart.
When my boss does the same, that is initiative.
When I please my boss, that’s brown-nosing.
When my boss pleases his boss, that’s co-operating.
When I do good, my boss never remembers.
When I do wrong, he never forgets. 😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“The salad dressing company Hidden Valley is now offering actual kegs of ranch
dressing. When you buy one of these kegs, the cashier is legally required to put
their hand on your shoulder and go, ‘Everything OK, man?'” -James Corden
“In Boston, experts believe they have found Paul Revere’s outhouse and they
say they are excited to examine his fecal matter. These experts have
been described as ‘single.'” -Conan O’Brien
“There’s a lot of talk about how global warming will be a disaster for future
generations. When you think about it, it’s hard to care. What have these
future generations ever done for us?” -Jimmy Kimmel
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American
applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked
to take a test by the Department manager. Upon completion of the test both men only
missed one of the questions. The manager went to Murphy and said.
Manager: “Thank you for your interest, but we’ve decided to give the American the job”
Murphy: “And why would you be doing that? We both got nine questions correct.
This being Ireland and me being Irish I should get the job!”
Manager: “We have made our decisions not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed.”
Murphy: “And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?”
Manager: “Simple, the American put down on question #5, “I don’t know.”,
You put down “Neither do I.” 😳😳😳😎
Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“He paid for undercoating. What a sucker!”
Answer: “G-Force” is about three specially trained guinea pigs and a mole who are trying to stop a man from taking over the world. The movie stars Bill Nighy, Zach Galifianakis, Sam Rockwell, Penélope Cruz, Tracy Morgan and Nicolas Cage. After G-Force fails on a mission, the FBI wants to shut them down. The FBI goes to the lab G-Force calls home to shut them down, but the rodents escape. Now the FBI is trying to find them and comes very close to getting them but they escape again, this time in mobile spheres. During the chase Hurley, a guinea pig acquired at a pet store during the movie, and Darwin’s sphere eventually get under one of the FBI agent’s vehicles and Hurley sees that the vehicle has undercoating and he makes this exclamation.
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“It’s OK, it’s just pain.”
Friday’s Quizzler is….
When you behead a word, you remove the first letter and still have a valid word.
You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first.
Example: Begin -> Sour, acidic
Answer: The words are Start and Tart.
- Wear away -> Travelled on an animal
- Fill with joy -> Not on time; dead
- Each; all -> To a high degree
- Something that happens -> To let off pressure
- Large property with a house -> Declare; say
- Come out from -> To combine; unite
- Feeling; passion -> Movement
- Same in ability; fairness -> Trait; character
ANSWER: 1. Erode -> Rode
- Elate -> Late
- Every -> Very
- Event -> Vent
- Estate -> State
- Emerge -> Merge
- Emotion -> Motion
- Equality -> Quality
Monday’s Quizzler is….
You are on your way to visit your Grandma, who lives at the end of the valley. It’s her birthday, and you want to give her the cakes you’ve made.
Between your house and her house, you have to cross 7 bridges, and as it goes in the land of make believe, there is a troll under every bridge! Each troll, quite rightly, insists that you pay a troll toll. Before you can cross their bridge, you have to give them half of the cakes you are carrying, but as they are kind trolls, they each give you back a single cake.
How many cakes do you have to leave home with to make sure that you arrive at Grandma’s with exactly 2 cakes?
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