WELCOME to TUESDAY December 12. 2023
Here’s The Story…
As the high school teacher was correcting essays written by her students
she read, “Pedro jumped on his burrow and rode off into the sunset.”
She wrote at the bottom of the page, “You obviously have problems with
homonyms. A burrow is a hole in the ground. A burro is an ass.
At your age it’s time to learn the difference.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A new poll revealed that 44 percent of Americans think Santa is a Democrat
and 28 percent believe he is a Republican. And the other 28 percent said to
please stop bothering me with stupid questions.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“Pringles has launched several new potato chip flavors including turkey, stuffing,
mashed potato, green bean casserole, and pumpkin pie.
Or as single dads call it, ‘Thanksgiving!'” -Seth Meyers
“There is a new website that allows parents to rent toys instead of buying
them for Christmas. The website is perfect for parents who aren’t sure
that they love their child.” -Conan O’Brien
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My sister and I were out on the town one night when we ran into a man I knew.
“You’re sisters?” he asked incredulously. “You look nothing alike.
Pointing to her nose and my chin, my sister said,
“Different plastic surgeons.” 😳😳😎
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“This time I’LL collect the money and YOU can die.”
Answer: Dragonheart!
Bowen is a knight and a mentor to the young Prince Einon. When Einon’s father is killed in battle, the Queen takes her gravely-injured son to a dragon’s cave. Einon promises to be a good and rightful King, and, in return, the dragon gives Einon half of his heart. However, Einon doesn’t keep his promise, and becomes a frightening and evil King. Bowen believes Einon has been polluted by the dragon’s heart and sets out to kill every dragon he can find. Upon meeting Draco and learning that he is the last dragon left alive, Bowen decides not to kill him. He doesn’t learn until later in the movie that Draco is the dragon who shared his heart with Einon and the only way to end Einon’s reign of terror is for Draco to die.
In an effort to earn money, Bowen allows Draco to terrorize two small villages. He then pretends to kill Draco in exchange for a bag of gold. Draco says this line to Bowen when he’s sent to terrorize one of the villages.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“You’re an embarrassment to nature, do you know that?
Monday’s Quizzler is….
A palindrome is a word or phrase that reads the same, if it’s turned back-to-front.
The names Bob, Eve, and Otto are all palindromes. So is the name of the pop group
Abba. Try to identify palindromic words from the following clues. Good luck!
Example: Part of the body
Answer: Eye
- Midday
- A young dog
- Flat
- Word for addressing a lady
- An Eskimo canoe
- A system for detecting aircraft, ships, etc.
- An action
- Pieces of music for one person
- Grass that grows on the seashore
- In music, half a semibreve
- Doctrine
- Restorer
ANSWER: 1. Midday – Noon
- A young dog – Pup
- Flat – Level
- Word for addressing a lady – Madam
- An Eskimo canoe – Kayak
- A system for detecting aircraft, ships, etc. – Radar
- An action – Deed
- Pieces of music for one person – Solos
- Grass that grows on the seashore – Marram
- In music, half a semibreve – Minim
- Doctrine – Tenet
- Restorer – Reviver
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
Each pair of hints below relates to two words. One of the words is the other one spelled backward. What are the ten word pairs?
Example: married, moisture
Answer: wed, dew
- light source, rodents
- dwell, wicked
- retain, sneaking look
- weapons, tight fit
- portion, catching device
- prize, furniture compartment
- drinking aid, skin blemishes
- stopper, big swallow
- implement, stolen goods
- precinct, illustrate
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