WELC0ME to MONDAY FEBRUARY 5. 2024

Equation of earnings

The Equation
Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives.
Now a rigorous mathematical proof has been developed that explains why this is true:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.
As every engineer knows,
Work = Power * Time
Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have:
Work = Knowledge * Money
Solving for Money, we get:
Work
Money = ———-
Knowledge
Thus, as Knowledge decreases, Money increases, regardless of how much Work is done.
Conclusion: The Less you Know, the More you Make.
Note: It has been speculated that the reason why Bill Gates dropped out of Harvard’s
math program was because he stumbled upon this proof as an undergraduate, and
dedicated the rest of his career to the pursuit of ignorance.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Whoever established the high road and how high
it should be should be fired.” — Sandra Bullock

“Keep calm and carry a wand.” — A.W. Jantha,
“Hocus Pocus & The All New Sequel”

“The suspense is terrible. I hope it’ll last.” — Willy Wonka,
“Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory”

“Why do they call it rush hour when
nothing moves?” — Robin Williams

“Don’t be so humble — you are not
that great.” ― Golda Meir

“If you can’t be kind, at least
be vague.” ― Judith Martin

“There is only one thing in the world worse
than being talked about, and that is not being
talked about.” ― Oscar Wilde, “The Picture of Dorian Gray”

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.
The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, “Well, son, it was 1932.
The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel.
“I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple
and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents.
“The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire
day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system
for a month, by the end of which I’d accumulated a fortune of $1.37.”
“And that’s how you built an empire?” the boy asked.
“Heavens, no!” the man replied. “Then my wife’s father
died and left us two million dollars.” 😳

Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“My mama always said LIFE was like a box of chocolates”

Answer: “Forrest Gump”
Taken from the wisdom of the title character of 1994’s “Forrest Gump”, the full quote is “My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.” It was said to a nurse at a bus stop, right at the beginning of the movie. This is really more Forrest, the autism sufferer, talking to himself, than to the nurse.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I have always depended on the kindness of strangers”

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
You are given five words and five definitions. Each of the words can be anagrammed into a two word phrase that fits one of the definitions. Your task is to assign each definition to its corresponding word. Example – cobalt: to hit a feline in a high arc (cat lob).

Words: archery, cavalier, foresight, tourniquet, watercress

Definitions:
an equine donated as a present
covert military conflicts
newton-meter or pound-foot
to perceive a wail
volcanic grain

ANSWER: archery: to perceive a wail (hear cry)
cavalier: volcanic grain (lava rice)
foresight: an equine donated as a present (gift horse)
tourniquet: newton-meter or pound-foot (torque unit)
watercress: covert military conflicts (secret wars)

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
I’ve been drawn by the artists these days, and of old;
Yet I’m seen only when all around me is cold.

For most of the time you just live and ignore me;
Then you gasp for me, stop for me, mutter below me.

You might say, in surprise, I’ve been taken away,
But it’s true I’ve been with you, at least ’til today.
When I leave you, you leave too!
Who am I?

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