WELC0ME to TUESDAY FEBRUARY 27. 2024
Here’s The Story….
When Mr.. Wilkins answered the door late in the evening one day after he’d
lost his wife scuba diving, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen.
“We’re sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Wilkens, but we have
some information about your wife.”
“Well…tell me!” he demanded.
The policeman said, “We have some bad news, some pretty good news, and
some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?”
Fearing the worse, Mr. Wilkins said, “Give me the bad news first.”
So the policeman said, “I’m sorry to tell you sir, but we found your wife’s
body this morning in San Francisco Bay.”
“OH MY GOD!,” said Mr. Wilkens, overcome by emotion. Then, remembering
what the policeman had said, he asked, “What’s the good news?”
“Well,” said the policeman, “When we pulled her up she had two five-pound
lobsters and a dozen good size Dungeoness crabs on her.”
“Huh?” he said, not understanding. “So, what’s the great news?”
The policeman smiled, licked his chops, and said,
“We’re going to pull her up again tomorrow morning.” 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Strength does not come from the body.
It comes from the will.”
“You never know how strong you are until
being strong is your only choice.”
“It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay
with problems longer.” – Albert Einstein
“Strength is the product of struggle; you must do what
others don’t to achieve what others won’t.”
“The world breaks everyone, and afterward,
some are strong at the broken places.”
“Vulnerability is not winning or losing; it’s having the courage
to show up and be seen when we have no control over the outcome.” – Brené Brown
“Be strong, be fearless, be beautiful. And believe that
anything is possible when you have the right people
there to support you.” – Misty Copeland
“Sometimes you don’t realize your own strength until
you come face to face with your greatest weakness.” – Susan Gale
“Unity is strength; when there is teamwork and collaboration,
wonderful things can be achieved.” – Mattie Stepanek
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A director is screen testing Sylvestor Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger
for a new film about classic composers. Not having figured out who to
give which part to, he asks Sly who he would like to be.
Stallone says “I like Mozart. I want to be Mozart”
So the Director says, “Very well, you can be Mozart” Then he turns to
Arnie and says “Arnie, who would you like to play ?”
And Arnie says “Ah’ll be Bach!” 😳😳
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Oh and it is lovely. You know, you’re really quite a decorator. It’s amazing what you’ve done with such
a modest budget. I like that boulder, that is a nice boulder”
Answer: “Shrek”
Donkey is from the movie “Shrek” and is voiced by Eddie Murphy. The line was said as Donkey was trying to backtrack his, at first, disparaging comments regarding Shrek’s home. At some point during the “Shrek” series Donkey gets married to a dragon and becomes a father. Donkey is Shrek’s highly energetic sidekick who is rarely at a loss for words.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Look, Buttermaker, you’re not my father and I’ll not move an inch to play baseball for you any more. So why don’t you get back into that sardine can of yours and go, go vacuum the bottom of the Pacific Ocean?”
Monday’s Quizzler is….
When you behead a word, you remove the first letter and still have a valid word. You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first.
Example: Begin -> Sour, acidic
Answer: The words are Start and Tart.
- Adoration -> Elevate
- Indulge in -> Permit
- Den -> Atmosphere
- Precipitation -> Current time
- Morally pure -> Swift action
- Prize -> Person under protection
- Head covering -> City related
- Most plump -> Provide evidence for
ANSWER: 1. Praise -> Raise
- Wallow -> Allow
- Lair -> Air
- Snow -> Now
- Chaste -> Haste
- Award -> Ward
- Turban -> Urban
- Fattest -> Attest
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
In English, “re” is a prefix usually meaning “again”, such as in “rebuild” (build again).
However, there are many words starting with “re” which have a totally different meaning without the “re”.
You will be given two definitions, one for a word starting with “re”, and one for the
remaining word without the “re” (either definition could be given first).
Example: exhausting / ceasing employment
Answer: tiring / retiring
- rental contract / let go
- give back / change direction
- give food / hold back
- illegal seizure of power / get back something lost
- nuclear power structure / one who portrays others
- criticize or correct someone / demonstrate true
- small; money paid as a penalty / purify
- distant or unlikely / speck; tiny piece
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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