WELC0ME to THURSDAY MARCH 7. 2024
Here’s The Story….
Once upon a time there were two canaries in a cage. Naturally, one was male and
the other female. After many months, the male decided to meet the female.
So he scooted over to her side of the cage and said,
“Since we’re in this together, why don’t I move over to your side of the cage!”
The female canary replied, “No, thanks!!”
So he went back to his side but found he could stay there no longer. Once again,
he moved to her side of the cage. This time he asked,
“I am sorry I was to forward the first time. Why don’t we get to know each other first.”
To which she replied again, “No, thanks!”
Resigning himself to return to his side of the cage, he languished about for a bit then
made one final effort. He went halfway across the cage and stated,
“Well, could we at least talk?”
This time she replied, “Oh, I am so sorry I have been so mean. You see I just learned
I have a canarial disease called, “Chirpies” and I hear it is untweetable.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Time doesn’t take away from friendship,
nor does separation.” Tennessee Williams
“There is nothing like puking with somebody to
make you into old friends.” Sylvia Plath
“If you have two friends in your lifetime, you’re lucky.
If you have one good friend, you’re more than lucky.”
S.E. Hinton
“Your friends will know you better in the first minute you
meet than your acquaintances will know you in a thousand years.”
Richard Bach
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I am not a believer in seances, but I went to one just to see what
they are like. The psychic was doing his thing and grinning from ear
o ear. I assumed his merriment was due to the fact that he was fooling
a gullible public and gave him a poke in the nose. You can probably
guess the rest. I was arrested for striking a happy medium. 😳😳
Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I can see! It’s a miracle!”
Answer: “FernGully: The Last Rainforest”.
Robin Williams was the voice of Batty Koda in “FernGully: The Last Rainforest”. Batty had a habit of crashing into things, and he had just crashed into a tree. His eyes were closed and he declared that he was blind. Then he opened his eyes and announced, “I can see! It’s a miracle!” Batty drove everyone around him rather…well batty. But they still loved him despite his quirkiness.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I sort of like being right, but I do love you.”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Duffus loved potato chips almost as much as he loved his tea. The problem was when he had large family gatherings, all the kids would devour his snacks before he could. His marble game worked for a while, but his trick was soon found out. So, Duffus came up with another way to keep the snacks for himself and yet make it seem as though he wasn’t the greedy snack hog he was. Duffus took two large bowls, one wood and one plastic, and placed them up high so that the kids couldn’t see the contents.
He then said, “One is full and the other is empty. You get whatever is in the bowl you pick. You can pick only once, but you must decipher my clues and explain to me which bowl you think has the chips and why. And no random guessing allowed.”
He then gave them these clues:
- The polyester shirt I’m wearing.
- A cotton shirt in my closet.
- A hollow cardboard toilet paper roll.
- This plastic cup I’m drinking my tea from.
- The acrylic socks I’m wearing.
- An empty paper lunch bag.
What do the clues have in common with each other and the bowls?
ANSWER: All the kids were stumped except one young girl who gave the correct answer.
The items made from synthetic materials (polyester, plastic, acrylic) all have something in them. The items made from natural materials (cotton, cardboard, paper) are all empty. Therefore the plastic bowl (being synthetic) has the chips and the wood bowl (being natural) is empty. Duffus had to hand over the chips and again was left plotting another snack game. But that’s another teaser.
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
Joesph walked Chuck, a potential new employee, through his company. He briefly went over the safety precautions of a couple machines, their uses, and regular day-to-day activity. Joseph was very impressed with Chuck’s qualifications and knowledge on the workings of his business. Chuck was applying for a position in shipping. Joseph took him by the wall where a single dollar hung up. He proudly explained that it was the first dollar he ever made, almost 20 years ago, when the business first started. Finally Joseph brought the man outside and showed him his parking spot. Chuck thanked Joseph for the tour, but then directed Joseph to put his hands over his head.
What happened?
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