WELC0ME to TUESDAY MARCH 12. 2024
Here’s The Story…
Pat: Hey, Chris! How’s your new pet fish doing? You told me he was really something special.
Chris: To tell you the truth, I’m really disappointed in him. The guy who sold him to me said
I could teach him to sing like a bird.
Pat: You bought a fish because you thought you could teach him to sing like a bird? I can’t believe it!
Chris: Well, yeah. After all, he’s a parrot fish.
Pat: I hate to tell you this, Chris, but while you might be able to teach a parrot bird to sing,
you’re never going to get anywhere with a parrot fish.
Chris: That’s what you think! He can sing all right. The thing is, he keeps singing off-key.
It’s driving me crazy. Do you know how hard it is to tuna fish? 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“You have to believe in yourself when
no one else does.” —Serena Williams
“When you have a dream, you’ve got to
grab it and never let go.” —Carol Burnett
“The most important thing is to enjoy your life—to
be happy—it’s all that matters.” —Steve Jobs
“Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever
come without leaving happier.” —Mother Teresa
“Be yourself; everyone else is
already taken.” —Oscar Wilde
“The biggest adventure you can take is to
live the life of your dreams.” —Oprah Winfrey
“The only thing we have to fear is
fear itself.” —Franklin D. Roosevelt
“I can accept failure; everyone fails at something.
But I can’t accept not trying.” —Michael Jordan
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The maharajah of an Indian Province issued a royal decree. He ordered
that no one was to kill any wild animals while he was the country’s leader.
The decree was honored until there were so many Bengal Tigers running
loose that the people revolted and threw the maharajah from power. This
is the first known instance of the reign being called on account of the game.
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I want you to be nice until it’s time to not be nice.”
Answer: “Road House” (1989).
Patrick Swayze played Dalton in “Road House” (1989). Dalton was hired to work as a cooler, which was a head bouncer, at the Double Deuce in Jasper, Missouri. They had been having a lot of trouble, and Dalton’s reputation had preceded him. He told the other bouncers under him how to shape the place up. The first thing he told them was, “I want you to be nice until it’s time not to be nice.” After a discussion about that, he told them he would be the one to decide when it was time not to be nice.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Ditto.”
Monday’s Quizzler is….
Translate each word group into a phonetic sound, and then string them all together to form the name of a body of water.
For example:
polar or grizzly, finger jewelry, not curved
Translation… Bear, Ring, Straight
Answer… Bering Strait
- Vehicle, curved bone, to exist, not yang, to look at
- Circle segment, bloodsucking arachnid, to be in debt, tibia
- Cat sound, dreidel letter, 18-hole sport
- Unaffiliated film, Japanese currency, interjection, to eschew
- Helper, flightless South American bird, clock sound, programming language
ANSWER: 1. Car – Rib – Be – Yin – See == Caribbean Sea
- Arc – Tick – Owe – Shin == Arctic Ocean
- Purr – Shin – Golf == Persian Gulf
- Indie – Yen – Oh! – Shun == Indian Ocean
- Aid – Rhea – Tick – C == Adriatic Sea
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
Every dawn begins with me,
At dusk I’ll be the first you see,
And daybreak couldn’t come without
What midday centers all about.
Daisies grow from me, I’m told
And when I come, I end all cold,
But in the sun I won’t be found,
Yet still, each day I’ll be around.
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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