WELC0ME to TUESDAY MARCH 25. 2024
Top Ten Things Not to Say on Your Anniversary…..
- I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.
- Today is our what?
- Okay, let’s celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together?
- I thought we only celebrated important events?
- You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband.
- You don’t like what I pick out, so I thought why bother.
- I got you a present worth a dollar for every time you were nice to me
this year. Here’s a $5 gift certificate for McDonald’s. - If you want me to pretend like I care about our anniversary, I will.
- You want to go out to dinner? Okay, okay, I’ll take you to Pizza Hut if it’ll shut ya up.
- I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in love.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“It’s kind of fun to do
the impossible.”
–Walt Disney
“Love is, above all else,
the gift of oneself.”
–Jean Anouilh
“A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great
hockey player plays where the puck is going to be.”
–Wayne Gretzky
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Martin had just received his brand-new driver’s license. The family troops out
to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride
for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the
newly minted driver. “I’ll bet you’re back there to get a change of scenery after
all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive,”
says the beaming boy to his father. “Nope,” comes dad’s reply, “I’m gonna sit here
and kick the back of your seat as you drive,
just like you’ve been doing to me all these years.” 😳😳
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments
will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.”
Answer: Blade Runner!
“Blade Runner” is a 1982 movie directed by Ridley Scott, and based on the Philip K. Dick novel, “Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?”. Harrison Ford plays Rick Deckard, whose job is to track down and kill androids, known as replicants, who have gone rogue and escaped. Rutger Hauer and Darryl Hannah play two of the replicants he is tasked with “retiring”. Hauer, plays Roy Batty, built for combat, with a built-in 4-year life span, and the most formidable of the replicants. After a brutal fight with Deckard, Batty rescues Deckard when he is at his mercy, hanging from a beam at the top of a building. “Quite an experience to live in fear, isn’t it?”. Batty thinks and feels, just like a human, with unique experiences and memories, and has dignity and nobility, but is treated like a disposable machine that doesn’t count anyway. He delivers the soliloquy (partly written by Hauer himself), releases a dove and bows his head, as his body fails due to his built-in lifespan.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Infamy! Infamy! They’ve all got it in for me!”
Monday’s Quizzler is….
What do these sentences translate to?
“A research team proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure; subsequently the second member of the team performed a self rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.”
ANSWER: Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
and Jill came tumbling after
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
In this teaser, you have to find the odd ones out in the groups of words. BUT WAIT!
There’s a catch. Each group of words has TWO words which do not belong. Can you find them both?
EXAMPLE:
Lily – Jane – Tulip – Rose
Jane does not belong as it’s the only one which is not a flower.
Tulip also does not belong because it’s the only one which is not a girl’s name.
You’re on your own for the rest!
- Aqua – Hazel – Willow – Cherry
- Cat – Sword – Hamster – Dog
- Prince – Double – Queen – King
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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