WELC0ME to THURSDAY MARCH 28. 2024
Here’s The Story….
A prospective juror in a Dallas District Court was surprised by the definition
of voluntary manslaughter given the panel: “An intentional killing that occurs
while the defendant is under the immediate influence of sudden passion arising
from an adequate cause, such as when a spouse’s mate is found in a ‘compromising position.'”
“See, I have a problem with that passion business,” responded the jury candidate.
“During my first marriage, I came in and found my husband in bed with my neighbor.
All I did was divorce him. I had no idea that I could have shot him.”
She wasn’t selected for the jury. 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“If God had wanted us to vote,
he would have given us candidates.”
–Jay Leno
“The price of greatness is responsibility.”
–Sir Winston Churchill
“I’m not concerned about all hell breaking loose,
but that a PART of hell will break loose…
it’ll be much harder to detect.”
–George Carlin
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A man and his friend were exiting a drugstore and at the front door there was a scale.
“Look, a scale,” the man said to his friend. “Let’s see how my new diet is working out.”
He stepped on the scale.
“I can’t believe it!” he said as he read the result. “I’ve been on this diet for two weeks
but the scale says I’m heaver than I was before! How can that be?”
He pondered this as he stepped off the scale, then had a thought. He took off his jacket
and handed it to his friend. “Here, hold my jacket,” he said.
The friend took the jacket as the man stepped back on the scale.
Not much change.
“Here,” he said as he handed his purchase from the drugstore to his friend.
“Hold my Twinkies too.” 😳😳😳
Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I will live with you in this hell hole, but I must express myself. If you don’t let me gut out this house
and make it my own, I will go insane and I will take you with me!”
Answer: Beetlejuice!
“Beetlejuice” is a 1988 comedy horror movie directed by Tim Burton. Geena Davis and Alec Baldwin play a couple who die in a car crash and become ghosts. A couple, played by Catherine O’Hara and Jeffrey Jones, with their goth daughter, Winona Ryder, buy and move into the dead pair’s house. The father loves the house and wants to relax, the daughter likes it because her mother doesn’t. The artistic mother despises the lovely cosy country dwelling, much to the distress of the deceased couple. She and her stylist march through the house deciding how to redecorate, hence the quotation in the question. The dead pair realise that if they want the newcomers to leave, they must drive them away themselves. Against advice they hire Beetlejuice, played by Michael Keaton, to perform a “bio-exorcism”. Chaos and mayhem ensue before eventual reconciliation and harmony.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I think he’s attempting re-entry, sir.”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Help Beethoven use these clues below to decipher these popular Christmas/Holiday tunes.
Example: A Triad of Monarchs
Answer: We Three Kings
- Sir Lancelot with laryngitis.
- Frozen precipitation commences.
- Oh, member of the round table with missing areas.
- I envisioned a trio of marine vessels.
- Do you perceive the same longitudinal pressure that stimulates my auditory sense organs?
- Leave and do a broadcast on an elevated peak.
Bonus: The apartment of 2 psychiatrists.
ANSWER: 1. Silent Night
- Let it Snow
- O Holy Night
- I saw Three Ships
- Do you hear what I hear?
- Go tell it on the Mountain
Bonus: The Nutcracker Suite
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
Can you find the eleven hidden colours in the following paragraph:
Many injured animals are invited to live at the ‘Toronto Range’. Stop in kangaroo corner and marvel at the lovely creatures within. Dig over the potato patch to find small furry caterpillars, but don’t yell! Owls can be found swooping for edible rodents, earwigs or perhaps bluebottles in the undergrowth. The brown bear, Rob, lacks grace and may look like an ogre, enter at your own risk! Peacocks can be found showing their colourful wares, which look fantastic when viewed with our ultraviolet torch.
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