WELC0ME to MONDAY APRIL 8. 2024
Here’s The Story….
A man comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor’s pet rabbit
in his mouth. The rabbit is very dead and the guy panics. He thinks the neighbors are
going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed-up rabbit into the house, gives
it a bath, blow-dries its fur, and puts the rabbit back into the cage on the neighbor’s
back porch, hoping that they will think it died of natural causes.
A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, “Did you hear that Fluffy died?”
The guy stumbles around and says, “No.. umm.. no.. I didn’t. what happened?”
The neighbor replies, “We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing
is that the day after the kids buried him in the backyard we went outside and someone
had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage.
There are some real sick people out there!” 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A 102-year-old woman broke a pair of world track and field records.
The 102-year-old ran the 100-meter dash with a time of ‘February.'” -Conan O’Brien
“There’s a new study that says giving your child too much praise can harm
them later. If you’re too hard on your kids, they grow up with no self-confidence,
but if you praise them too much, they grow up to be narcissists. What do
these little monsters want from us?” -Jimmy Kimmel
“Engineers have crafted a futuristic jetpack that lets you fly up to 10,000 feet
in the air. It even has a cool name: It’s called ‘YOU Try It First.'” -Jimmy Fallon
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I am five feet, three inches tall and pleasingly plump. After I had a minor accident,
my mother accompanied me to the emergency room. The nurse asked for my height
and weight and I blurted out, “Five-foot-eight, 125 pounds.”
While the nurse pondered over this information, my mother leaned over to me.
“Sweetheart,” she gently chided, “this is not the Internet. 😳😳
Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it. One.”
Answer: City of Angels!
Great movie. It was inspired by the modern classic, “Wings of Desire”. This movie came out in 1998 and involved an angel played by Nicholas Cage who was spotted by a doctor, played by Meg Ryan, in an operating room. The angel, who was watching over Los Angeles, fell in love with Maggie, the heart surgeon. I don’t want to give the whole plot away so rent it.
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.”
Friday’s Quizzler is….
Feed, good, and kiss are 3 examples of words with double letters. Use the clues and fill in the
blanks to find words with consecutive double letters. Remember, these words have 2 sets of double letters in a row!
- A woodwind instrument that dates back to the mid 16th century.
B _ _ _ _ _ N - A sweet treat that is sometimes made with nuts or raisins.
T _ _ _ _ E - A term that can be used to describe boats and ships.
K _ _ _ _ _ _ S - A character in a courtroom.
A _ _ _ _ _ _ E
—Experts Only!—
- A Belgian language.
W _ _ _ _ _ N
—Just For Fun!—
- This word has 3 consecutive double letters!
B _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ R
ANSWER: 1. Bassoon
Clue: A woodwind instrument that dates back to the mid 16th century.
The bassoon is a woodwind instrument that finds its origins in the dulcian, a Renaissance era woodwind instrument. The bassoon is commonly used to play bass and tenor-range music. Composers often write music for the bassoon. Vivaldi, Bach, Mozart, and Beethoven all wrote pieces that feature the bassoon prominently.
- Toffee
Clue: A sweet treat that is sometimes made with nuts or raisins.
Toffee is a candy that is made by boiling molasses with butter. Common toffee flavors
are rum & butter, chocolate, vanilla, chocolate, rum & raisin, and honeycomb. - Keelless
Clue: A term that can be used to describe boats and ships.
A keel is a structural element of a ship that is called the “spine of the ship.” It is a long beam in the center of the ship that the hull is built around. Keel is an interesting word because some scholars believe it to be the first English language word ever recorded in writing. - Appellee
Clue: A character in a courtroom.
An appeal, in law jargon, is the request to change a ruling made by one court. Often appeals are filed in higher courts that have the ability to reverse rulings made by lower courts. The party that files the appeal is appellant. The appellant wants the first ruling changed. The other party is the appellee. The appellee won the case in the lower court and wants the ruling to stay unchanged. - Walloon
Clue: A Belgian language.
Walloon is a Romance language heard in Wallonia, Belgium. It sounds most like the French language.
However, it is not a French dialect. People who speak the Walloon language are called Walloons. - Bookkeeper
Clue: This word has 3 consecutive double letters!
This is a fun word that can be used to stump your friends. It is one of only a few words in the English language
that has 3 consecutive double letters. If you consider hyphenated words, sweet-toothed also has 3 consecutive double letters.
Monday’s Quizzler is….
What are the answers to all these clues and what do those answers have in common?
- An amber tinted paste used on a wienerwurst.
- A purple fruit
- Besides the number of days, the months of May and August have this in common.
- A finely feathered and polychromatic avian friend.
- A 7 letter word for a pigment like crimson.
- A bleached and neutral hue.
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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