WELC0ME to TUESDAY APRIL 9. 2024
Here’s The Story….
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, ‘Important;
wake me at 5:00AM.’ He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn’t wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, ‘It is 5:00AM. Wake up.’
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“The world’s most expensive Lego brick, made out of 14 karat gold, just
sold online for $15,000. The new owner says he’s pleased to add it to his
collection and it just got vacuumed up by his mom.” -Jimmy Fallon
“Advertisers paid more than $5 million for a 30-second Super Bowl commercial,
which seems like too much money to remind us that avocados exist. Isn’t running
an ad for avocados on Super Bowl Sunday too late? It’s the one day of the year
we’re already eating avocados.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“A man ate 409 chicken wings to become champion of Philadelphia’s Wing Bowl
over the weekend, which was unfortunately too many words to fit on his tombstone.” -Seth Meyers
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
- Going to bed early
- Not leaving my house
- Not going to a party
My childhood punishments have become my adult goals. 😳😳
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.”
Answer: The Waterboy!
This 1998 movie starred Adam Sandler in it as a waterboy who got to be on a college team after the coach saw something special in his abilities to be a hard hitter, shall we say? I loved the part where he was in class and this professor, who was a look a like for Colonel Sanders, was asking the class if they knew why alligators were so mean. Sandler’s response was so hilarious. If you haven’t seen this movie yet, do yourself a favor and rent it. Good for some laughs.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“After that it got pretty late, and we both had to go, but it was great seeing Annie again. I…I realized what a terrific person she was, and…and how much fun it was just knowing her; and I…I, I thought of that old joke, y’know, the, this…this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doc, uh, my brother’s crazy; he thinks he’s a chicken.”
Friday’s Quizzler is….
What are the answers to all these clues and what do those answers have in common?
- An amber tinted paste used on a wienerwurst.
- A purple fruit
- Besides the number of days, the months of May and August have this in common.
- A finely feathered and polychromatic avian friend.
- A 7 letter word for a pigment like crimson.
- A bleached and neutral hue.
ANSWER: The answers are:
- Mustard
- Plum
- Green (The color of the birthstones of May and August).
- Peacock
- Scarlet
- White
All these words are the last names of the characters in the game of Clue (Cluedo).
- Colonel Mustard
- Professor Plum
- Mr. Green
- Mrs. Peacock
- Miss Scarlet
- Mrs. White
Monday’s Quizzler is….
The parents of five children decided to share responsibility for entertaining the kids (one of whom is Bruce) during the week between the end of day camp and the start of the school. Each parent took a different day of the week, Monday through Friday, to take the children on a different outing (including taking them horseback riding). They also each rented a movie (including Mulan) for the children to watch. For each day, determine who took care of the kids, that parent’s child, the outing the parent supervised and the movie he or she rented.
- The five parents were: the one who took the children bowling, the one who rented “Antz”, Katie’s parent, Mr. Bidwell and Mrs. Molinari.
- The parent who rented “Finding Nemo” didn’t take the kids bowling and isn’t related to Katie.
- Neither Mrs. Parker nor the parent who took the kids to miniature golf rented “Ice Age”.
- The children went roller skating the day before they saw “Monster’s Inc.”, which was the day before Mr. Sandoval entertained them.
- The parent who took the kids skating didn’t rent “Antz”.
- Mr. Sandoval wasn’t the parent who rented “Finding Nemo” (which the children watched Thursday).
- Mrs. Lee is Derek’s mother.
- Linda’s parent, who isn’t Mrs. Molinari and who didn’t rent “Antz”, entertained the kids on Friday.
- Ryan’s parent took care of the children the day after the parent who took the kids swimming.
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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