WELC0ME to TUESDAY APRIL 30. 2024
Here’s The Story….
One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a tennis ball lying by the
side of the walk. Being fairly new and in good condition, he picked the ball up,
put it in his pocket and proceeded on his way. Waiting at the cross street for
the light to change, he noticed a young woman standing next to him smiling.
Noticing the rather distinct bulge she asked, “What do you have in your pocket?”
“Tennis ball,” the man said, smiling back.
“Wow!” said the woman looking upset. “That must hurt. I once had
tennis elbow and the pain was terrible!” 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A company will make a life-size 3D printed model of yourself that you can send
to your mom for $30,000. It’s a great way of telling your mom I’d rather
spend $30,000 than visit you in person.” -Jimmy Fallon
“A new study suggests that a chemical released when a person is hungry can lead
to poor decision-making. It’s what Taco Bell calls ‘our entire business model.'” -Seth Meyers
“Netflix is testing a new feature that will allow you to hide what you’ve been
watching. You just click the button and it says, I want to stay married.” -Conan O’Brien
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My sister, went to the store to check out the bridal registry of our niece whose
wedding was coming up soon. When my sister returned from the store, she
tossed the gift list on a table and declared, “I think she’s too young to get married.”
“Why do you say that?” I asked.
“Because,” she said, “they’ve registered for video games.” 😳😳
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
A perennially unemployed man is called upon to babysit for his brother’s three children when
the brother and his wife must travel for a family emergency.
Answer: Uncle Buck!
When his brother’s wife’s father is taken ill, unemployed Buck Russell is called upon to care for his teenage niece and her younger brother and sister. Buck, as a confirmed bachelor, has difficulty with 15 year old Tia, while the two younger children are bemused by Buck’s behavior. Buck rescues Tia from a sleazy guy, earning her respect, and helping her reconcile with her mom.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
A pair of high school boys are contacted by a man from the future, who helps them pass
their history test, thereby saving the world that he knows.
Monday’s Quizzler is….
Many call me The Man with the Axe
But I’m not a violent man
I am the ruler (though some challenge the facts)
of a minor, yet important, clan.
I am not a sailor at sea on a ship,
yet a deck is where I can be found.
People say I am a girl’s best friend,
but not when my Queen is around!
I am usually seen on a Bicycle’s front,
but I can neither pedal nor steer.
I become even stronger if I am named Trump.
Have I made my identity clear?
ANSWER: I am the King of Diamonds in a standard deck of playing cards.
In case of any questions…
The King of Diamonds holds a large axe over his shoulder.
Some may argue that an Ace is the top rank of a suit.
In bridge, clubs and diamonds are minor suits.
There is a cliche, Diamonds are a Girl’s Best Friend
Bicycle is a popular brand of playing card
In bridge, the trump suit beats any card from other suits
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
Which is the odd couple? Find how these pairs were formed, then
decide which does not belong with the other four.
- HIS and MIST
- LUSH and PULP
- LOFT and SOUND
- WIDE and NINE
- HIKE and SEED
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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