WELC0ME to FRIDAY MAY 3. 2024

Here’s The Story…..
A tobacco company sent Dave several packages of cigarettes with the explanation:
“We are sending you some of our finest cigarettes. We hope you enjoy them and will want more.”
After several months the tobacco company received this reply from Dave: “I got your
cigarettes and soaked them in a quart of water which I sprayed on my bug-infested rosebushes.
Every bug died! These cigarettes make best poison ever! Please send me some more
next month in case any bugs survived.” 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Today is national dog day. Dogs, as you’re probably aware, were widely considered
to be man’s best friend, until 2007 when the iPhone was invented to replace it.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“A new study claims that first grade students are getting three times more homework
than they should be doing. This is coming from the lead researcher, ‘Timmy.'” -Conan O’Brien

“A new study shows that young adults suffering from insomnia are at higher risk of a
stroke. So, that information should help you finally get some sleep.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
One of my first assignments as a trainee in an auto-body shop was a car
needing a new fender and some door repairs.
I spent hours doing a perfect job, but when the owner came to pick it up,
he wasn’t pleased. “What’s wrong?” I asked.
Pointing to the side of the car, he complained about the paint not matching,
uneven gaps between panels, and a host of other problems.
He demanded an explanation.
“The repairs were to the other side,” I noted. 😳😳

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
An American soldier witnesses his comrades rape and murder a girl
during the Vietnam War and turns them in to face justice.

Answer: Casualties of War!
In 1966 Vietnam, five U.S. soldiers, assigned to a reconnaissance patrol, kidnap a Vietnamese woman from a village. Four of the men rape her, while the fifth man, Private Erickson, refuses. The girl is then murdered during a skirmish with the enemy. Erickson reports the incident, but no officer seems to care, until a chaplain takes Erickson seriously. The four soldiers are eventually tried and sentenced for the crime. The film is based on a true story.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie tells the true story of one of the first black combat regiments in the Civil War Union Army.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
What phrase does this represent?
Completely and Utterly Lost…

ANSWER: Around the World in 80 Days
(a round “THEWORLD” in 80 “day”s)

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
You hear my sound; But that’s not me
In fact, we look quite differently
I can have one; it always has two; I can have three
It can be anywhere, but I like sitting in a tree
It comes in many different forms
But I usually come in one
I have an assortment of colours
But eat me & I’m done
It can represent a bond
I can be used to jam
Can you figure out
What it is & what I am?

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