WELC0ME to THURSDAY MAY 9. 2024
Here’s The Story…..
Pauly walks into a bar and says “Bartender, one round for everyone, on me!”
The bartender says, “Well, Pauly, seems you’re in a really good mood tonight, eh?”
Pauly says, “Oh, you can bet on it! I just got hired by the city to go around and
remove all the money from parking meters. I start on Monday!”
The bartender congratulates the man and proceeds to pour the round.
Monday evening arrives. Pauly comes back into the bar and says
“Bartender, TWO rounds for everyone, on me!”
The bartender says, “Well now! If you’re so happy just over having this new job,
I can just imagine how happy you’ll be when you get your paycheck!”
Pauly looks at the bartender with a confused look on his face, pulls out quite a
handful of quarters from his pocket, and says “You mean they’ll PAY me on top of it?”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“The Dallas Public Library displays one of the original copies of the Declaration
of Independence – also the only copy stained with barbecue sauce.” -Conan O’Brien
“Tostitos is coming out with a limited-edition bag that actually doubles as a breathalyzer.
Here’s how it works: If you’re breathing into a bag of Tostitos, you’re probably drunk.” -Jimmy Fallon
“An art gallery in Finland recently put on an exhibition of paintings created by a
brown bear named Juuso. The exhibition sold 15 of the bear’s paintings, raising
$8,500. Fifteen paintings – that is 14 more paintings than Van Gogh sold
in his entire lifetime.” -James Corden
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A prospective juror in a Dallas District Court was surprised by the definition of
voluntary manslaughter given the panel: “An intentional killing that occurs while
the defendant is under the immediate influence of sudden passion arising from
an adequate cause, such as when a spouse’s mate is found in a ‘compromising position.'”
“See, I have a problem with that passion business,” responded the jury candidate.
“During my first marriage, I came in and found my husband in bed with my neighbor.
All I did was divorce him. I had no idea that I could have shot him.”
She wasn’t selected for the jury. 😳😳
Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie was inspired by the musical “A Chorus Line”. The movie was supposed to
be filmed at the High School of Performing Arts.
Answer: Fame!
“Fame” was inspired by the musical “A Chorus Line”. The movie was supposed to be filmed at the High School of Performing Arts but permission was denied because of the subject matter. The movie was shot in New York City. After Alan Parker was hired as the director he rewrote the script with Christopher Gore. Irene Cara died November 25, 2022. “Fame” is a movie about several teenagers who attend a New York high school for gifted students in performing arts. The movie follows the teenagers as they audition for coveted spots at the school. They grapple with issues such as homosexuality, abortion and suicide.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This is the second movie in the “Star Wars” trilogy.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Replace each word or words in parentheses with a one-word synonym to decipher a common phrase.
- (Performances) (converse) (noisier) than (terms).
- (More superior) (delayed) than (not at all).
- (Sublime) (mental abilities) (contemplate) (similarly).
ANSWER: 1. Actions speak louder than words.
- Better late than never.
- Great minds think alike.
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
Can you find a three-letter word that will go in front of each word in the group to make a new, compound word? For each group, the three-letter word will have just one letter changed from the answer to the previous group! (Example: Group 1 = Run, Group 2 = Fun, Group 3 = Sun)
1) Fight, walk, fish, nap
2) Back, throat, lass, let
3) Case, cracker, house, shell
4) Side, come, match, size
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