WELC0ME to FRIDAY MAY 10. 2024
Here’s The Story…..
I deliver pizza to help cover my college tuition. Once I called on customers
who sent their seven-year-old son to pay me. As he approached the screen
door, I noticed he was carrying a check in one hand and two
dollars in the other, which I assumed was my tip.
To my dismay, he pocketed the bills before handing me the check, which
was for the exact cost of the pizza.
“Could that have been a tip?” I asked, trying not to sound accusatory.
“Yep,” he replied proudly. “not bad for just a walk from the living room and back!”😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A Florida man was arrested for throwing potato salad at a nail salon. During
his arrest, he said, ‘I’ve been drinking and taking Xanax. What do you expect
me to do?’ Well, not that, although I do sympathize. When I was trying to give
up carbs, I once threw a bowl of spaghetti at a karate studio.” -James Corden
“A New Jersey restaurant is offering a special menu this month that doesn’t list
prices, but instead asks customers to pay what they think is fair. According to
the sign in the window, the restaurant is called ‘This Space for Rent.'” -Seth Meyers
“China just installed new public bathrooms in Beijing that actually offer Wi-Fi.
Yeah, a Wi-Fi-enabled bathroom. Or as we call that here in America, Starbucks.'” -Jimmy Fallon
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
We had to have our garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one
of our problems was that we did not have a large enough motor on the opener.
I thought for a minute and said that we had the largest
one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.
He shook his head and said, “Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.”
I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4.
He said, “NO, it’s not. Four is larger than two.”
We haven’t used Sears repair since. 😳😳
Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This is the second movie in the “Star Wars” trilogy.
Answer: Star Wars: Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
This is the second movie in the “Star Wars” trilogy. The budget was $30 million and has since earned more than $549 million. Leigh Bracket was hired to write the screenplay. After she died in 1978 George Lucas outlined the saga and wrote the draft himself before hiring Lawrence Kasdan.
“Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back” is about a battle between Galactic Empire and the Rebel Alliance. Luke, Hans and Princess Leia are under attack by Imperial forces on the ice planet Hoth. When Luke escapes, he travel in search of Yoda.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about two young cousins who are shipwrecked on an island. They fall in love and have a baby.
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
Can you find a three-letter word that will go in front of each word in the group to make a new, compound word? For each group, the three-letter word will have just one letter changed from the answer to the previous group! (Example: Group 1 = Run, Group 2 = Fun, Group 3 = Sun)
1) Fight, walk, fish, nap
2) Back, throat, lass, let
3) Case, cracker, house, shell
4) Side, come, match, size
ANSWER: 1) = cat (catfight, catwalk, catfish, catnap)
2) = cut (cutback, cutthroat, cutlass, cutlet)
3) = nut (nutcase, nutcracker, nuthouse, nutshell)
4) = out (outside, outcome, outmatch, outsize)
Friday’s Quizzler is….
We’re all nuts .. can you name us?
- Big country in South America.
- A pod is my pad.
- This came down in Germany.
- Confection ingredient.
- Sneaking a look-on.
- Gorillas show dominance by beating this.
- May be found in the company of a witch.
Scoring:
1-3 right. Sorry, you’re normal.
4-5 right. I’m beginning to worry about you!
6-7 right. Definitely certifiable nut expert!
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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