WELC0ME to FRIDAY MAY 17. 2024

Here’s The Story….
A man was walking in the country when he saw a pig with a wooden leg sitting outside a barn.
As he was wondering what happened to the pig, the pig’s owner came along. The man asked
the farmer how the pig came to have a wooden leg.
The farmer said, “Let me tell you, that is some pig! Our house caught fire l
last April and he dragged my kids to safety!”
“Is that how he lost his leg?” the man asked.
“No,” replied the farmer. “But a month ago, I almost drowned and that pig swam
through icy water to pull me to shore!”
“So that’s how he lost his leg,” the man asked.
“Oh, no. Just a week ago, my wife’s car slid off the road onto the train tracks.
That pig broke through the window and helped her out just as
a freight train came through!” the farmer said.
“So THAT’S how he lost his leg!” the man said.
“No, sir,” replied the farmer.
“Then HOW did he lose it?” the man begged.
“Well, sir,” the farmer replied, “when you got a pig that terrific,
you don’t want to eat it all at once!” 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Now the FCC wants to update the Emergency Alert System so the president can
interrupt any TV program. ‘We interrupt this program so the president can tell
America what he had for lunch: a good bowl of matzo ball soup. This concludes
today’s presidential lunch update.'” -Dave Letterman

“A company in the U.K. is making news for developing a new vegetable called
Brussel-Kale, which is a hybrid of Brussels sprouts and kale. They said,
‘We got the idea from a child’s nightmare.'” -Jimmy Fallon

“Today, Lay’s announced that cappuccino is one of the finalists for their new chip
flavor contest. And if you think that sounds bad, wait until you try Starbucks’
new Sour Cream and Onion Latte.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
When I was 28, I was teaching English in a high school where occasionally
the faculty and staff were allowed to dress down. One of those
days I donned a sweatshirt and slacks.
A student came in, and his eyes widened. “Wow!” he exclaimed. “You should
wear clothes like that every day. You look, like, twenty years younger.”

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie was filmed primarily in the Amazon.

Answer: Cannibal Holocaust!
“Cannibal Holocaust” was inspired by media coverage of the Red Brigades terrorism. The movie was filmed primarily in the Amazon. Because the horror movie was so realistic Ruggero Deodato was charged with several counts of murder but was later cleared of all charges. It was rumored that several actors were killed on camera. A team of an American film crew disappears in the Amazon rainforest. Harold Monroe, an anthropologist, must find the group. After Harold returns home to New York he reviews the footage he found. He finds that the group had staged all the footage and terrorized the natives.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie’s original screenplay was called “A Long Night at Camp Blood”.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
Two numbers are given in each sentence that need to be replaced by words. Each word is an anagram of the other, except that one word contains an additional letter that the other word lacks. When this additional letter is removed, each word can be made by using the letters of the other word in each sentence. Based on the clues given in each sentence, do your best to figure out what the two words are. The numbers given in each sentence indicate the number of letters in each word. Some of the words may be formed without rearranging the letters, and the only difference between the words in this case is the one letter that has been added to one of the words.

1) The attorney was very happy. Not only had he just become a (7) in the firm, but his wife had just told him that he would be a (6) in a few months.

2) The (7) rode swiftly to fight the fire breathing (6).

3) He read in the ancient (4) that a (5) would strike the earth in ten years.

4) I heard the foreman (6) “look out (5)!”

5) The gambler was able to (6) that his opponent was only holding a (5).

6) The Great (6) was not in 1812. You are in (5).

7) In that (6) lies a hero who lost his life to an archer’s (5).

8) A (4) began to form between them when he started to (5) with others.

9) It appeared that the (5) had eaten the young man. All that could be found was the (4) he had worn to the fraternity party.

10) Some people regarded yesterday’s event as being (7). There were rumors that the priest had been paid to (6) the historic site.

ANSWER: 1) Partner, Parent

2) Dragoon, Dragon

3) Tome, Comet

4) Bellow, Below

5) Deduce, Deuce

6) Terror, Error

7) Barrow, Arrow

8) Rift, Flirt

9) Gator, Toga

10) Shallow, Hallow

Friday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
See if you can figure out the words in this “pyramid” using the hints given below.
Each new word contains the same letters as the previous word, plus a new letter.

1) First letter of the English alphabet
2) Present; attending
3) Loves picnics
4) A small biter
5) Pro ballplayers have one
6) An attracting object
7) An article of clothing
8) A heated debate

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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