WELC0ME to MONDAY MAY 19. 2024

Here’s The Story….
A father noticed that his son was spending way too much time playing computer games.
In an effort to motivate the boy to focus more attention on his schoolwork, the father
said to his son, “When Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.”
The son replied, “But Dad, when Lincoln was your age, he was President of The United States!”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“The oldest living person in the United States is 116 years old. People always pester
the old people. They asked her, ‘How did you get so old? What’s your secret?’ And the
woman said, ‘Well, I was born a really long time ago.'” -Dave Letterman

“The baseball team in Philadelphia is the Phillies. I always thought that was kind of a
lazy name. It’s like calling a team the New York Yorkies or the Atlanta Ta-Ta’s.” -Craig Ferguson

“This summer New Yorkers will be able to order delivery food to sunbathing spots in
Central Park. Although if you have to order delivery to the place where you’re sunbathing,
you probably shouldn’t be sunbathing.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news:
“Honey, we’ve finally saved enough money to buy what we started saving for way back in 1999.”
“You mean a brand-new Cadillac?” she asked eagerly.
“No,” he replies, “a 1999 Cadillac.” 😳😳

Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie’s original screenplay was called “A Long Night at Camp Blood”.

Answer: Friday the 13th!
“Friday the 13th” was the first movie in the franchise. The original screenplay was called “A Long Night at Camp Blood”. The producers originally wanted Sally Field for the role of Alice. They couldn’t afford a high profile actress and instead hired unknown actors. Estelle Parsons and Shelley Winters were asked to portray Mrs. Voorhees both turned down the offer. “Friday the 13th” is about a group of camp counselors at Camp Crystal Lake summer camp. They are trying to reopen the camp when the teenager camp counselors are murdered.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie characters were created by Dan and John from the “Saturday Night Live” show.

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
See if you can figure out the words in this “pyramid” using the hints given below.
Each new word contains the same letters as the previous word, plus a new letter.

1) First letter of the English alphabet
2) Present; attending
3) Loves picnics
4) A small biter
5) Pro ballplayers have one
6) An attracting object
7) An article of clothing
8) A heated debate

ANSWER: 1) A
2) At
3) Ant
4) Gnat
5) Agent
6) Magnet
7) Garment
8) Argument

Friday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
For each of the following, find a word that may be appended to each of the three words in the group to form three new valid words.

For example, given: “friend, owner, dealer”, you would need to find the word “ship”, which, when appended to these words, results in the three new valid words: “friendship”, “ownership”, and “dealership” respectively.

1. water, air, space
2. back, off, multi
3. car, white, hand
4. cow, dumb, door

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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