WELC0ME to TUESDAY MAY 21. 2024
Here’s The Story….
As a new school Principal, Mr. Mitchell was checking over his school on the first day.
Passing the stockroom, he was startled to see the door wide open and teachers bustling
in and out, carrying off books and supplies in preparation for the arrival of students the next day.
The school where he had been a Principal the previous year had used a check-out system
only slightly less elaborate than that at Fort Knox.
Cautiously, he asked the school’s long time Custodian, “Do you think it’s wise to keep the
stock room unlocked and to let the teachers take things without requisitions?”
The Custodian looked at him gravely. “We trust them with the children, don’t we?”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“According to a new study, the largest producer of oil is now the United States.
So you know what that means – any day now we’ll be invading ourselves.” -Dave Letterman
“According to a new report, there is a shrine in Japan solely dedicated to hemorrhoids.
Seating is limited, but usually available.” -Seth Meyers
“It’s a full moon this weekend. So if you see someone with long fingernails and howling
at the moon it’s probably just a werewolf or Gary Busey. Gary Busey doesn’t really exist.
That’s just a story to frighten children, isn’t it?” -Craig Ferguson
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
One caller to our answering service gave me his name, number and
message and then said, “You know my name. What’s yours?”
“We’re not allowed to give our names,” I replied, “but my operator number is 4136”
Sounding disappointed, he said, “May I call you by your first digit,
or would that be too personal?” 😳😳
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie characters were created by Dan and John from the “Saturday Night Live” show.
Answer: The Blues Brothers!
“The Blues Brothers” character were created by Dan and John from the “Saturday Night Live” show. This was the first screenplay Dan Aykroyd wrote. “The Blues Brothers” holds the record for most cars destroyed in the course of production. “The Blues Brothers” is about two brothers who are singers. Jake has been released from prison. When he and Elwood find out that the Catholic orphanage where they were raised is being closed, they raise money to keep it open.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
Mel Brooks produced this movie but was uncredited to avoid audiences anticipating one of his comedic movies.
Monday’s Quizzler is….
For each of the following, find a word that may be appended to each of the three words in the group to form three new valid words.
For example, given: “friend, owner, dealer”, you would need to find the word “ship”, which, when appended to these words, results in the three new valid words: “friendship”, “ownership”, and “dealership” respectively.
- water, air, space
- back, off, multi
- car, white, hand
- cow, dumb, door
ANSWER: 1. craft – watercraft, aircraft, spacecraft
- stage – backstage, offstage, multistage
- wash – carwash, whitewash, handwash
- bell – cowbell, dumbbell, doorbell
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Upon one’s entry I make one feel invited
Though my greeting goes unrequited
By all of your guests, I’m looked down upon
Receiving no attention as their visit goes on
Stomped upon as they exit, I’m not dejected
In fact, I remain totally unaffected
With my positive message seven-letter
One might think I would be treated better
What am I?
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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