WELC0ME to WEDNESDAY MAY 22. 2024

Here’s The Story….
A park ranger in the Everglades was making his rounds a couple of summers ago when
a woman came bolting out of the weeds right in front of his truck. She seemed frantic
and he finally got her calm enough to say that her five- year-old son was sitting on the back of an alligator.
Now the ranger was frantic. Running in the direction she was pointing he found the lad
astride a twelve foot male alligator which was trying to relieve itself of its load by twisting
and snapping. As the brave ranger moved in he tried to console the mother by saying,
“I think I can grab the boy and move away before the gator moves.
Be ready to grab your son. I may have to shoot the gator.”
To which the lady replies “Good Heavens, no! Don’t shoot him. I just wanted you to make
him hold still for a minute so I could take my son’s picture on his back. 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A company called Dog Nation just launched an IQ online test for your dog. It covers
understanding hand gestures and learning words. It’s actually a secret IQ test for
humans. If you pay $60 to give your dog an IQ test, you failed.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“A man in New Jersey was arrested for stealing $100,000 worth of perfume. Not good.
I mean, if there’s one thing you don’t want in jail, it’s to smell pretty.” -Jimmy Fallon

“Jay Leno, when he left ‘The Tonight Show’ for the second time, got $15 million.
It’s the same deal the old Pope got.” -Dave Letterman

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A recent article in the Kentucky Post reported that a woman, one Anne Maynard,
has sued St Lukes hospital, saying that after her husband was treated there recently,
he had lost all interest in sex. A hospital spokesman replied, “Mr Maynard was actually
admitted to Ophthalmology – all we did was correct his eyesight…”😳😳😳

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
Mel Brooks produced this movie but was uncredited to avoid audiences anticipating one of his comedic movies.

Answer: The Elephant Man!
“The Elephant Man” was inspired by Joseph Merrick, who had Proteus syndrome. Mel Brooks produced the movie but was uncredited to avoid audiences anticipating one of his comedic movies. John Hurt would set in the makeup chair for seven to eight hours a day. “The Elephant Man” is about a man who had Proteus syndrome in London. A surgeon rescues him from a being a side show freak. John Merrick begins to speak and have visitors come into his room. John is taken back on the road as a sideshow attraction. When John is released from the circus he is sick and dies in the hospital.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
This movie is about a Detroit cop who travels to California to track down the killer of his best friend.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
Upon one’s entry I make one feel invited
Though my greeting goes unrequited

By all of your guests, I’m looked down upon
Receiving no attention as their visit goes on

Stomped upon as they exit, I’m not dejected
In fact, I remain totally unaffected

With my positive message seven-letter
One might think I would be treated better

What am I?

ANSWER: a welcome mat
Line 7: The seven-letter message is the word “WELCOME”.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
What’s the rebus, here:

J, __ , & Titanic

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