WELC0ME to THURSDAY MAY 23. 2024

Here’s The Story….
A co-worker was telling us about her sister who was coming to visit her for the holidays.
Someone asked how old her sister was, at which she paused, thought for a bit, and then
answered, “She’s half as old as I am, that’s how I always remember.”
So someone else (okay, it was me) said, “That’s neat… So every year that you age, she
only ages half a year?” My co-worker thought about that, and then said,
“Oh, yeah, I guess it only works on even years.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“The White House is telling Americans not to ‘read too much’ into Friday’s bad jobs
report. Or as Americans put it, ‘You had me at ‘don’t read too much.'” -Jimmy Fallon

“Road kill is now legal to eat in Illinois. It’s part of their new
‘Meals Under Wheels’ program.” -Jay Leno

“A new study shows that monkeys can look at photos and recognize other monkeys
they know. However, the study also shows that monkeys are terrible with names.” -Conan O’Brien

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I walked into a coffee shop on Halloween to find the woman behind
the counter with a bunch of sponges pinned to her uniform.
“I’m assuming this is a costume, but just what are you supposed to be?” I asked.
The waitress responded proudly, “I’m self-absorbed.” 😳😳

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a Detroit cop who travels to California to track down the killer of his best friend.

Answer: Beverly Hills Cop!
Axel Foley is a Detroit cop who travels to California to track down the killer of his best friend. He has help from two reluctant detectives, who keep an eye on his unusual approach to policework. Eddie Murphy played the part of Axel Foley. “Beverly Hills Cop” was released in 1984 and its sequel in 1987. The third part came in 1994.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
An unemployed actor is desperate for work, so he disguises himself as a woman and gets a role in a soap opera. Nobody knows that he is a man, and after a while, he falls in love with the leading actress of the soap opera.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
What’s the rebus, here:

J, __ , & Titanic

ANSWER: Hook, line, and sinker.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
I’m often seen around a lot, referred to many ways,
See me black and you may find misfortune haunts your days.
Tell a thing, that should have been kept quiet, to all around,
Then look inside the sack, there I’m no longer to be found.
Nosiness, prying, snooping, leaves me fearing, full of dread,
For all these things are likely to see me soon lying dead.
These clues combined should start to give a picture, an idea,
Of who or what I am, so can you tell me? Is it clear?

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