WELC0ME to FRIDAY MAY 24. 2024

Here’s The Story….
According to a news report, a certain private school in
Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A
number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick
and would put it on in the Bathroom. That was fine, but
after they put on their lipstick they would press their
lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the
next day the girls would put them back. Finally the
principal decided that something had to be done.

She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there
with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip
prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who
had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine
the yawns from the little princesses).

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the
mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls
how much effort was required.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the
toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Earlier today in Los Angeles, armed robbers held up a medical
marijuana clinic. Police can’t identify the robbers because
all the eyewitnesses say they have glaucoma.” -Conan O’Brien

“The largest cruise ship ever built set sail for the first
time ? from Finland to Miami. The ship has a park, golf
courses, a shopping mall…all the things you can do on
land with the added excitement of possibly sinking.”
-Craig Ferguson

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Although I had arrived 20 minutes early for my one o’clock
doctor’s appointment, I watched patient after patient dis-
appear into the various rooms. Now, I know things happen,
and that more serious issues are typically dealt with first,
so I was able to accept that those coming in after me were
seen first, But when I was still sitting in the waiting room
1 1/2 hours later, I’d had enough and had become pretty
irate.

Fortunately, as I got up and went to the receptionist, I
calmed down enough to handle it without anger.

Instead I calmly said, “I know my son’s appointment was for
one o’clock. Can you tell me if that was a.m. or p.m.?”

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
An unemployed actor is desperate for work, so he disguises himself as a woman and gets a role in
a soap opera. Nobody knows that he is a man, and after a while, he falls in love with the leading actress of the soap opera.

Answer: “Tootsie” (1982)
An unemployed actor is desperate for work, so he disguises himself as a woman and gets a role in a soap opera. Nobody knows that he is a man, and after a while, he falls in love with the leading actress of the soap opera. Who plays the roles of Michael Dorsey/Dorothy Michaels in the award winning movie “Tootsie” (1982)? Dustin Hoffman was born on the 8th of August 1937. During his career he has been nominated for seven Oscars and has won two

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
This emotional movie, directed by Oliver Stone, looks at the lives of a group of American soldiers as they fight in the jungles of Vietnam. Animosity between the two sergeants leads to a second ‘war’ within the group. It is seen from the perspective of a young recruit.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
I’m often seen around a lot, referred to many ways,
See me black and you may find misfortune haunts your days.
Tell a thing, that should have been kept quiet, to all around,
Then look inside the sack, there I’m no longer to be found.
Nosiness, prying, snooping, leaves me fearing, full of dread,
For all these things are likely to see me soon lying dead.
These clues combined should start to give a picture, an idea,
Of who or what I am, so can you tell me? Is it clear?

ANSWER: If you thought those clues lead to a cat then happily you’re right,
For bad luck is yours when a black cat should come across your sight.
And when you reveal a secret, even though you said you wouldn’t,
You’ve let the cat out of the bag by telling what you shouldn’t.
Nosiness, prying, snooping and inquisitiveness, oh drat!
They make up curiosity, which, we all know, killed the cat!

Friday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
I am a solitary word, 5 letters long.
Behead me, and I am still the same.
Behead me again, and I am still the same.

What word am I?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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