WELC0ME to WEDNESDAY MAY 29. 2024

Here’s The Story….
Cletus is passing by Billy Bob’s hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door,
he sees Billy Bob doing a striptease in front of an old John Deere tractor.
Butt clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off the right strap of
his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a
classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.
Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath.
With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, “What the world’re ya doing, Billy Bob?”
“Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me,” says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob.
“But me ‘n the wife been havin trouble lately in the bedroom d’partment, and the therapist
suggested I do something sexy to a tractor.” 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY WEDNESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A judge in New Jersey ruled that women can keep their husbands and boyfriends
out of the delivery room while they are in labor. When asked if they’d mind leaving
the room, husbands and boyfriends were already gone.” -Jimmy Fallon

“Let’s name the Pope’s favorite movies. There’s ‘Holy Ghost Busters.’ ‘Dude, Where’s
My Cardinal?’ ‘Sistine Candles.’ ‘Amen in Black.’ ‘Live and Let Diocese.’ ‘A Pew Good Men.’
And ‘How to Train Your Deacon.'” -Craig Ferguson

President Biden said today that the U.S. is considering sending troops to the
Baltic states bordering Russia. According to Biden, the Baltic states are the territories
located just past Boardwalk and Park Place.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
What’s the first thing a little girl wants when she gets a new bike? A basket–she’s
prepared to shop. What’s the first thing a boy wants on his bike?
A bell or horn–he’s prepared for traffic.
“What’s the first toy a little girl wants? A doll–she’s prepared to shop with friends.
What’s the first toy a little boy wants? A gun–he’s prepared for traffic.”

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This person learns a dance routine when one of the women is recovering
from an abortion and becomes Johnny’s lover.

Answer: “Dirty Dancing” (1987)?
Baby meets Johnny who teaches dance at the family summer camp and after hours dirty
dances with the other dancers. She learns a routine when one of the women is recovering
from an abortion, and becomes Johnny’s lover.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
She is a steel worker by day and exotic dancer by night.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
“Welcome back to the show. Before the break, Mr Ixolite here made it to our grand finale! How do you feel Mr.Ix?”
“Nervous.”
“Okay, now to win the star prize of one million pounds all you have to do is answer the following question in 90 seconds.”
“Okay, I’m ready.”
“Right. In 90 seconds name 100 words that do NOT contain the letter ‘A’. Start the clock!”
Can you help?

ANSWER: One, Two, Three, Four, Five……One Hundred!
I just counted from 1 to 100 in ninety seconds (it is possible).

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
I have a common English phrase. I feed this phrase into a computer translation program. This translates it into a foreign language then back into English again. Unfortunately, because computers do not understand idiom and sarcasm, the phrase has been changed. It now reads:

BLIND, INSANITY.

What was the original phrase?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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