WELC0ME to MONDAY JUNE 3. 2024
Here’s The Story….
Flying into a Middle East airport, my co-pilot and I reviewed our flight plan for
the trip back to the USS Enterprise. We were to pick up a Navy captain, and
experience had taught me that even seasoned vets turn white-knuckled during carrier landings.
Once the captain was strapped in, I turned around to welcome him aboard.
“Sir,” I asked, “will this be your first carrier landing?”
Looking at me with disdain, he opened his inflatable vest to display gold wings
above five rows of ribbons. “Son,” he said, “I have over 500 carrier landings in jet fighters.”
“That’s good to hear,” my co-pilot said, winking at me, “because this will be our first.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A newly found manuscript revealed Einstein didn’t believe in the big bang theory,
which says the universe is constantly expanding. He theorized a steady state that
keeps constant by adding elementary particles. I have no idea what I’m talking about.” -Craig Ferguson
“In town right now is President Biden for a fundraiser – $32,000 a plate. People say,
‘That’s crazy.’ Yeah, but you get unlimited breadsticks.” -Dave Letterman
“A man in India has set a new world record for fastest nose-typing. I think the
most surprising part of it is that there was an OLD world record for nose-typing.” -Seth Meyers
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Two buffalo were standing on the range when a passing tourist said, “Those are
the mangiest, scroungiest, most moth-eaten, miserable beasts I have ever seen.”
One of the buffalo turned to the other and said,
“You know, I think I just heard a discouraging word.” 😳😳
Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This story is about a karate master who agrees to teach a bullied boy karate
and shows him that there is more to martial arts than fighting.
Answer: “The Karate Kid” (1984)
“The Karate Kid” (1984) is about a karate master who agrees to teach a bullied boy
karate and shows him that there is more to martial arts than fighting.
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
A detective is a cartoon rabbit’s only hope to prove his innocence, when he is accused of murder.
Friday’s Quizzler is….
What same three letters fit into the following five combinations to form 5 words?
E _ _ _ P
_ _ _ C K
S _ _ _ S H
L I _ _ _ D
T E _ _ _ L A
ANSWER: QUI.
EQUIP
QUICK
SQUISH
LIQUID
TEQUILA
Monday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
When you curtail a word, you remove the last letter and still have a valid word.
You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first.
Example: Begin -> Heavenly body
Answer: The words are Start and Star.
- Greeting word -> Hades; place of torment
- Company symbol -> Tree trunk piece; written record
- Large stringed instrument -> Small room; prison
- Vote against; forbid -> Pet doctor
- Jewellery or stone carved in relief -> Arrived; moved toward something
- Champion; type of sandwich -> That woman
- Rope with a sliding loop at one end -> An unmarried young woman
- Exhibition of cowboy skills -> Was carried on the back of an animal
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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