WELC0ME to WEDNESDAY JUNE 5. 2024
Here’s The Story….
In one of my classes, they were discussing the qualifications to be president of
the United States. It was pretty simple – the candidate must be a natural born
citizen of at least 35 years of age. However, one girl in the class immediately
started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born citizen.
In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals
from becoming president. The class was just taking it in and letting her rant, but
everyone’s jaw hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by saying, “What
makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to
lead this country than one born by C-section?” 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“The owner of an ice cream truck named Snow Cone Joe was arrested for allegedly
stalking his rival truck, called Mr. Ding-a-Ling.
It’s being called the saddest turf war ever.” -Conan O’Brien
“A new study finally explains what’s wrong with young people. Researchers have proven
that young people are greedy and more materialistic. The study is in something called a
newspaper. It’s like a blog. But everything in it is from yesterday.” -Craig Ferguson
“A company in California has started selling a new cologne that smells like whiskey. I think
my dad’s been wearing that cologne for 40 years.” -Jimmy Fallon
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A woman visited a psychic of some local repute. In a dark and gloomy room,
gazing at the Tarot cards laid out before her, the Tarot reader delivered the bad
news: “There is no easy way to say this so I’ll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to
be a widow. Your husband will die a violent death this year.”
Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic’s lined face, then at the single
flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep
breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know.
She met the Tarot reader’s gaze, steadied her voice and asked,
“Will I get away with it?” 😳😳😳
Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
When an agent is found dead, holding a Faberge egg, the British send James Bond to investigate.
Answer: Octopussy!
When an agent is found dead, holding a Faberge egg, the British send James Bond to investigate.
007 discovers a connection between the egg, a smuggling operation and a plot by a Soviet general to instigate WW3.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
A cop is investigating a murder in an Amish community.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
Find the synonymous word for each word in the following pair. For each pair, the words
you find should rhyme with each other, the first word being an adjective and the second
a noun. Some of these are easy, others are more challenging. Good luck!
For example: angry father= mad dad
sneaky insect
humorous rabbit
happy boy
muscular tune
close fright
ANSWER:sneaky insect= sly fly
humorous rabbit= funny bunny
happy boy= glad lad
muscular tune= strong song
close fright= near fear
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Which is the odd couple? Find how these pairs were formed, then
decide which does not belong with the other four.
- HIS and MIST
- LUSH and PULP
- LOFT and SOUND
- WIDE and NINE
- HIKE and SEED
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