WELC0ME to THURSDAY JUNE 6. 2024
Here’s The Story….
A Canadian customer was calling to find out if there was a
faster way to trigger menu commands than mousing up to the
menus.
Agent: Certainly, sir. There are keyboard shortcuts for many
of those commands. For example, suppose you want to trigger
the Select All command…
Caller: Yes, I use that one all the time! How do I do it?
Agent: Well, you just press Control-A.
Caller (after a pause): Well, that’s not working for me.
Agent: Do you have a text document open in front of you?
Caller: Yes, I sure do.
Agent: OK, now press Control-A.
Caller: I am, but nothing happens.
Agent: The text isn’t highlighted?
Caller: No, there’s no change at all.
Agent: That’s odd. If you press Control-A the whole document
should be highlighted. Try it again. Press Control-A. Tell
me exactly what’s happening.
Caller (nearing his Canadian breaking point): Listen. I’m
pressing Control, eh? And nothing’s happening, eh? 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A new study found that the Reebok Classic is the most
popular shoe worn by burglars. The second most popular shoe
worn by burglars: yours.” -Jimmy Fallon
“According to doctors, marijuana use among the elderly is at
an all-time high. Apparently, senior citizens are moving very
slowly, making crazy statements, and going out to dinner very
early.” -Craig Ferguson
“There’s a bit of a scandal in men’s figure skating at the
Olympics. Three skaters have tested positive for ‘fabulous.'”
-David Letterman
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
After a recent move, I made up a list of companies, agencies,
and services that needed to know my new address and phoned
each one to ask for the change to be made.
Everything went smoothly until I called one of my frequent
flier accounts. After I explained to the representative what
I wanted to do, the woman told me, “I’m sorry; we can’t do
that over the phone. You will have to fill out our change-of-
address form.”
“How do I get one of those?” I asked.
“We’d be happy to provide you with one,” she said pleasantly.
“May I have your new address so that I can mail it to you?” 😳
Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
A cop is investigating a murder in an Amish community.
Answer: “Witness”
“Witness” was released in 1985. Harrison Ford played the policeman, John Book, who was investigating a murder in an Amish community.
Harrison Ford was born on the 13th of July 1942 in Illinois, USA. His mother was Russian-Jewish and his father was Irish. He was a carpenter before becoming a star.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
This is a story of a man, paralyzed in the Vietnam war, who goes on to become an anti-war activist.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Which is the odd couple? Find how these pairs were formed, then
decide which does not belong with the other four.
- HIS and MIST
- LUSH and PULP
- LOFT and SOUND
- WIDE and NINE
- HIKE and SEED
ANSWER: The original couples, before the exchange of a letter, were:
- HIT and MISS
- PUSH and PULL
- LOST and FOUND
- WINE and DINE
- HIDE and SEEK
The odd couple is ‘WINE and DINE’. All the others are antonym pairs.
Thursday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Who can’t live without Spell Check in their email or word software? It’s a great tool…
Unless you are poor Paula Abdul who transforms into “Pail Abut” when the Spell Checker has at her.
The following TV and Movie Celebrities have been Spell Checked and are ready for you to uncover their true identities.
- Court Coax
- Action Cutter
- Kite Wingless
- Summon Cowbell
- Mercy Stripe
- Deli Moose
- Camera Dies
- Renew Sewage
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