WELC0ME to MONDAY JUNE 10. 2024

Here’s The Story….
A fellow is getting ready to tee-off on the first hole when
a second fellow approaches and asks if he can join him. The
first says that he usually plays alone but agrees to let the
second guy join him.

Both are even after the first couple of holes. The second guy
says, “Say, we’re about evenly matched, how about we play for
five bucks a hole?”

The first fellow says that he usually plays alone and doesn’t
like to bet but agrees to the terms. Well, the second guy wins
the rest of the holes and as they’re walking off of the
eighteenth hole, and while counting his $80.00, he confesses
that he’s the pro at a neighboring course and likes to pick
on suckers.

The first fellow reveals that he’s the Parish Priest at the
local Catholic Church to which the second fellow gets all
flustered and apologetic and offers to give the Priest back
his money. The Priest says, “No, no. You won fair and square
and I was foolish to bet with you. You keep your winnings.”

The pro says, “Well, is there anything I can do to make it
up to you?”

The Priest says, “Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and
make a donation. Then, if you bring your mother and father by
after Mass, I’ll marry them for you.” 😳😳

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“The oldest person in America passed away today at the age
of 114. In most cultures around the world, old people are
respected. Here, we honor them by taping them doing stupid
things and putting it on Youtube.” -Craig Ferguson

“Samsung just came out with this new refrigerator that has
built-in Internet and a screen on the outside so you can
display family photos and recipes. Or for $2,000 less, you
can buy a magnet.” -Jimmy Fallon

“Happy Chinese New Year. It’s the Year of the Tiger. I’m so
stupid, I’m still writing ‘Year of the Ox’ on my checks.”
-David Letterman

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My friend’s father is a locksmith in a resort town. Once he
saw a group of beach goers park near his shop and dump trash
from their car on his property.

As soon as they were out of sight, and walking towrds the
beach, the locksmith picked the lock on their car door, put
the garbage back inside and relocked the car. 😳😳

Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
“They were five total strangers, with nothing in common, meeting for the first time; A brain, a beauty, a jock, a rebel and a recluse.

Answer: The Breakfast Club!
“The Breakfast Club” (1985) is about five high school students that are at school for a weekend detention. They have nothing in common and are hostile towards each other at the start of the eight hours, but by the time they leave they have formed bonds and have seen beyond the sterotypes.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
In this film, an Arctic research team discovers a frozen 40,000 year old man.

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
A phobia is an irrational fear or hatred of a specific thing or situation which compels one to avoid it despite awareness and reassurance that the object or situation is not dangerous. Listed below are the names and definitions of six phobias. Five are real phobias documented in psychology journals, while one is an imposter. Can you determine which one from the list below is not a real phobia?

Trichopathophobia – Fear of hair
Pentheraphobia – Fear of mother-in-law
Aibohphobia – Fear of Palindromes
Doraphobia – Fear of fur or skins of animals
Logizomechanophobia – Fear of computers.
Onomatophobia- Fear of hearing a certain word or of certain names.

ANSWER: Aibohphobia is not a real, documented phobia; it is actually a joke started on the Internet. It has not appeared in any documented psychology journal. The joke, of course, is that the word Aibohphobia is a palindrome.
The title is part of a quote on fear from the book Dune, by Frank Herbert.

Friday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Two 2s can be combined in many ways to express different numbers. Here are some!
2-2=0
2/2 = 1
.2 + 2 = 2.2
(2^2)! = 24 (4! means 4x3x2x1) (2^2 is 2 to the power of 2)

CHALLENGE!
Can you write an expression that has the value of exactly 5, using:

• two, and only two, 2s, and
• any mathematical symbols or operations?

You may not use any other numbers. The symbols used would be known by most high school maths students.

The hint below lists the symbols that are used in this solution. Even with that information, it is a worthy challenge!

Of course, other solutions may be possible! Solvers should write these in the Comments section.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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