WELC0ME to TUESDAY JUNE 11. 2024

Here’s The Story….
A gnome is in the garden busily destroying some bushes when
a house cat appears. “What are you?” asks the cat.

“A gnome,” comes the reply. “I steal food from humans, I kill
their plants, I make annoying music at night to drive them
crazy, and I love mischief. And what, may I ask, are you?”
The cat replies, “Um, I’m a gnome.” 😳😳

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“The American College of Cardiology says that over-exercise
can be as bad for your heart as no exercise at all. This
could affect nearly two Americans.” -Jay Leno

“A new study says that women who drink moderate amounts of
alcohol every day lose more weight than women that don’t
drink at all. At least, that’s what your wife will slur
to you after she forgets to pick up the kids from soccer
practice.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“It was a beautiful day here in New York for the Saint
Patrick’s Day parade ? over 60 degrees outside! I guess it’s
just that old ‘Luck o’ the Global Warming.'” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I opened the refrigerator at work to get my lunch. Instead of
my dessert, I found this note: “IOU one banana cream. Sorry,
it was an emergency. Sharon.” 😳😳

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
In this film, an Arctic research team discovers a frozen 40,000 year old man.

Answer: Iceman!
An anthropologist is called to an Arctic research station when a frozen human male is discovered. The scientists manage to thaw the man out, but the team is divided over whether the man is a human, with rights, or merely a specimen to be experimented on. The film stars Timothy Hutton, Lindsay Crouse, and John Lone.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
In this spoof of spy films, an American rock and roll singer is invited to perform at an
East German cultural festival as a cover for espionage.

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
Two 2s can be combined in many ways to express different numbers. Here are some!
2-2=0
2/2 = 1
.2 + 2 = 2.2
(2^2)! = 24 (4! means 4x3x2x1) (2^2 is 2 to the power of 2)

CHALLENGE!
Can you write an expression that has the value of exactly 5, using:

• two, and only two, 2s, and
• any mathematical symbols or operations?

You may not use any other numbers. The symbols used would be known by most high school maths students.
The hint below lists the symbols that are used in this solution. Even with that information, it is a worthy challenge!
Of course, other solutions may be possible! Solvers should write these in the Comments section.

ANSWER: The square root of point 2 to the power of minus 2.
sqrt ( (.2)^(-2) )
.2^(-2) is the same as 1/0.04, i.e. 25
[Point 2 is usually written as 0.2, but .2 is also correct.]

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Once there was a night watchman who had been caught several times sleeping on the job. The boss issued the final warning. On the next night he was caught with his head on his hand and his elbows on the desk.
“Aha, I’ve caught you again,” exclaimed the boss. The watchman’s eyes popped open immediately and he knew what had happened. Being a quick thinking man, he said one word before looking up at the boss. The boss apologized profusely and went home. What was the one word?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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