WELC0ME to WEDNESDAY JUNE 12. 2024

Here’s The Story….
Once my divorce was final, I went to the local Department of
Motor Vehicles and asked to have my maiden name reinstated
on my driver’s license.
“Will there be any change of address?” the clerk inquired.
“No,” I replied.
“Oh, good,” she said, clearly delighted. “You got the house.”

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a SUPER GREAT WEDNESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“It was this time in 1929 that the stock market crashed. It
crashed because of Wall Street greed. Good thing they fixed
that.” -David Letterman

“I love it when people dress up their dogs in Halloween
costumes. But I don’t like it when I tell someone how cute
their dog looks, and they’re like ‘Hey, that’s my child.'”
-Jimmy Fallon

“Paul, the octopus who predicted the outcome of all those
World Cup games, died this week. In lieu of flowers, the
family has asked that people send lemon wedges and tartar
sauce.” -Jay Leno

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A woman walked into my father’s carpet store. She’d just
moved out of her parents’ home and needed something for her
new living-room floor. “Do you know how big the room is?”
Dad asked.
“Yes,” she said. “It’s 22 flip-flops long by 18 flip-flops
wide…and I wear a size 8.” 😳😳

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
In this spoof of spy films, an American rock and roll singer is invited to perform at an
East German cultural festival as a cover for espionage.

Answer: Top Secret!
Elvis Presley-like American singer Nick Rivers is invited to perform at a cultural festival in East Germany. The festival is a cover for a plot to disable the NATO sub fleet and reunify Germany under Communist rule. Rivers meets a girl, rescues her scientist father, and thwarts the plot with the help of stereotypical “French Resistance” operatives from World War II films.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
This film is a faithful version of George Orwell’s dystopian novel about life in a totalitarian future state.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
Once there was a night watchman who had been caught several times sleeping on the job. The boss issued the final warning. On the next night he was caught with his head on his hand and his elbows on the desk.
“Aha, I’ve caught you again,” exclaimed the boss. The watchman’s eyes popped open immediately and he knew what had happened. Being a quick thinking man, he said one word before looking up at the boss. The boss apologized profusely and went home. What was the one word?

ANSWER: The one word was “AMEN”, thus making the Boss believe he was praying rather than sleeping.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
After visiting my Great Aunt Annie, I travelled home in her old jalopy. The car was old
and battered, it had a leak from the petrol tank, and I was stuck in second gear.
This meant that I could only travel along at a steady 30 miles per hour and
managed a paltry 20 miles per gallon of fuel.
At the start of the journey, I had placed exactly 10 gallons of fuel into the tank.
I knew though, that the fuel tank lost fuel at the rate of half a gallon per hour.
Just as I arrived home, the car stopped because it had run out of fuel and I had only just made it.
How far was it from my Great Aunt’s to my home?

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