WELC0ME to MONDAY JUNE 17. 2024

Here’s The Story….
Two fellows stopped into an English pub for a drink. They
called the proprietor over and asked him to settle an argument.
“Are there two pints in a quart or four?” asked one.
“There be two pints in a quart,” confirmed the proprietor.
They moved back along the bar and soon the barmaid asked for their order.
“Two pints please, miss, and the bartender offered to buy them for us.”
The barmaid doubted that her boss would be so generous, so one of the fellows
called out to the proprietor at the other end of the bar, “You did say two pints, didn’t you?”
“That’s right,” he called back, “two pints.” 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“You now can take pocket knives on commercial airlines. And you can also take
pool cues on commercial flights. This is great news if you’re a knife-wielding
pool hustler.” -David Letterman

“New research shows that eating organic foods can make people more arrogant
and judgmental. In fact, eating just one handful of organic bean sprouts has
the same effect as driving 1,000 miles in a Prius.” -Jay Leno

“In a survey of 35 cities, Los Angeles ranked second-to-last in intelligence.
Residents of L.A. were outraged after the report was
slowly explained to them.” -Conan O’Brien

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
To our shock and horror, my sister-in-law and I realized we had each been
married nearly 30 years. “That’s a long time,” I observed.
“A long, long time,” she agreed. Then she smiled.
“Something just occurred to me.”
“What’s that?”
“If I had killed your brother the first time I felt like it,
I’d be out of jail by now.” 😳😳😳

Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
A comedy in which a dying rich woman seeks to transfer her soul into that of a younger woman she hires.

Answer: All of Me!
Dying millionairess Edwina Cutwater, sickly and bedridden all her life, hires beautiful young Terry Hoskins to receive Edwina’s soul. An accident sends Edwina into the body of her lawyer, who tries to finish the transfer, but meets with resistance from Terry, who only wanted to inherit Edwina’s money and didn’t believe the transfer could really work.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
A disillusioned American ambulance driver tries to find meaning in his life in post World War I Paris.

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
1-2-3-4-5-6

I am a 6 letter word.
Letters 6-5-2 spell out a drink.
Letters 4-5-2-3 spell out a fruit.
Letters 1-2-6 spell out a pet.
Letters 3-2-6 spell out a pest, which often gets eaten by 1-2-6.
What am I?

ANSWER: CARPET.
6-5-2: tea
4-5-2-3: pear
1-2-6: cat
3-2-6: rat

Monday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
I have listed the following as Happy Words. What is it about
these words that suggests that they are “Happy”?

Semicircle
Mesdemoiselles
Postmillennial
Assimilate
Snowmobile
Superfamilies
There are two hints. The second might give it away too easily so it is a fe

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