WELC0ME to TUESDAY JUNE 18. 2024

Here’s The Story….
You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as “Area 51?”
Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their
“secret” base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room.

The pilot’s story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run
out of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation.

By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn’t a spy. They gassed up
his airplane, gave him a terrifying “you-did-not-see-a-base” briefing, told him Vegas was that-a-way and sent him on his way.

The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same Cessna showed up again. Once again, the
MP’s surrounded the plane…only this time there were two people in the plane.

The same pilot jumped out and said, “Do anything you want to me, but my wife is in the plane and you have
to tell her where I was last night.” 😳😳

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“According to new research from the CDC, middle-aged parents are more likely to
smoke marijuana than their teenage kids. In other words, your mom finally
made weed uncool like she did to Myspace.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“Apple is supposed to unveil the latest iPhone tomorrow, which will reportedly do
away with the traditional headphone jack. And this is convenient,
the included ear buds will come ‘pre-lost.'” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The local high school has a policy that the parents must call the school if a student
is to be absent for the day. Alice deciding to skip school and go to the mall with her
friends. So she waited until her parents had left for work and called the school herself.
“Hi, I’m calling to report that Alice is unable to make it to school today because she is ill.”
Secretary at high school answered, “I’m sorry to hear that. I’ll note her absence. Who is this calling please?”
“This is my mother.” 😳😳

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
A disillusioned American ambulance driver tries to find meaning in his life in post World War I Paris.

Answer: The Razor’s Edge
Larry Darrel serves as a volunteer ambulance driver in World War I. Traumatized by his experiences, he decides that marriage to his girlfriend Isabel and a stockbroker’s job is not for him. Larry moves to Paris, takes menial jobs, and reads philosophy as he tries to find himself and his purpose. This is a remake of a 1946 film.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
An alien lands in New York City and tries to blend in, but is pursued by two men who wish to return him to his home planet.

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
I have listed the following as Happy Words. What is it about
these words that suggests that they are “Happy”?

Semicircle
Mesdemoiselles
Postmillennial
Assimilate
Snowmobile
Superfamilies
There are two hints. The second might give it away too easily so it is a fe

ANSWER: The words all contain the letters S-M-I-L-E in order. They all have a smile, so they must be happy!
e.g. SeMicIrcLE

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
In each group below, the three words end in the same three letters, so they look like they should rhyme, but they don’t. See if you can figure out the missing letters in each group.
Example: plo___, tho___, to___ would be plough, though, tough.

1. c___, forw___, rew___
2. cr___, p___, sk___
3. b___, d___, g___

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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