WELC0ME to WEDNESDAY JULY 3, 2024

Here’s The Story….
A man goes to consult a specialist about his medical problem. After the visit
the man asks, “How much do I owe you?” “My fee is five hundred dollars,” replies the physician.
“Five hundred dollars? That’s impossible. No one charges that much!”
“In your case,” the doctor replies, “I suppose I could adjust my fee to three hundred.”
“Three hundred dollars? For one visit? Ridiculous.”
“Well, then, could you afford two hundred?”
“Who has that kind of money?”
“Look, replies the doctor,” growing irritated, “Just give me a hundred and get out of my office, okay?”
“I can give you fifty,” says the man. “Take it or leave it.”
“I don’t understand you,” says the doctor. “Why did you come to the
most expensive doctor in New York if you have no money?”
“Listen, Doctor,” says the patient, “When it comes to my health, nothing is too expensive!”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEDNESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“For a lot of children, the party known as summer is over today. Don’t worry,
kids. School will end eventually and then you’ll get to go to a different kind
of school called work, and it only ends when you get old and die.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“Pope Francis is now telling married couples to have children, because only
having pets could lead to anger or bitterness in old age. As opposed to having
kids, which leads to anger AND bitterness in old age.” -Jimmy Fallon

“Happy birthday to President Obama who just turned 55! He made a wish and
blew out the candles, but then when he opened his eyes, he was still president.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A worker in the reference department of the Library of Congress
received a call asking the meaning of the phrase “without recourse.”
He consulted a legal dictionary and furnished this definition, “Said of
a signer of a document when he takes no responsibility for the face of the document.”
“Thank you,” said the voice at the other end of the wire. “I have an autographed
photograph of Coolidge. It’s signed, “Without recourse, Calvin Coolidge.” 😳😳

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
A company of U.S. soldiers tries to take a hill from the Japanese
during the World War II Battle of Guadalcanal.

Answer: The Thin Red Line!
The men of C Company, 27th Infantry Regiment, 25th Infantry Division, are tasked with taking a Japanese-held hill on the island of Guadalcanal. The regimental commander cares little about casualties, accusing one of his captains of cowardice for not sacrificing his men, but the unit eventually takes the position and fends off a Japanese counterattack.

Wednesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
An American high school student follows in the footsteps of his older brother, an avowed white supremacist.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
If you like pretty gems that sparkle and shine,
I invite you to dig in my virtual mine.
My first is purple, fit for a king,
My second is green where Dorothy did her thing.
My third is red, July’s birthstone as well,
My fourth is seen in strings and is found inside a shell.
My fifth is hard, pure Carbon and expensive to buy,
My sixth is Crocidolite, striped like the big cat’s eye.
Seventh is two words, a man-made fake of April’s stone,
Eighth is very dark and found at Lightning Ridge alone.
Now take from each gem, one letter in its turn,
And you will find the stuff for which even the gods yearn.

ANSWER: The gems are
Amethyst
Emerald (Emerald city – Wizard of OZ)
Ruby
Pearl (From inside oyster shell)
Diamond
Tiger’s eye
Cubic Zirconia (Fake diamond)
Black Opal
Taking the first letter of Amethyst, second of Emerald etcetera gives
Ambrosia – The food of the gods.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
What king can you make if you take
the head of a lamb
the middle of a pig
the hind of a buffalo
and the tail of a dragon?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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