WELC0ME to MONDAY JULY 15, 2024

Here’s The Story…..
There are women whose thoughtful husbands buy them flowers
for no reason. And then there’s me. One day I couldn’t stand
it any longer. “Why don’t you ever bring me flowers?” I asked.

“What’s the point?” my husband said. “They die after about a
week.”

“So could you,” I shot back, “but I still like having you
around.” 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Here in New York, 31 life-sized statues will be placed on
rooftops as part of a public art installation. That’s good
to know, just so I don’t spend 30 minutes yelling ‘Don’t do
it!’ at a chunk of iron.” -Jimmy Fallon

“The Miami Herald is reporting that the city of Miami will
host the next season of ‘Jersey Shore’ on MTV. If there’s
one thing the city of Miami has been lacking, it’s half-
naked idiots with spray tans.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“Here in New York City, the Mayor is always thinking
and he’s come up with a plan to save gas, by having people
share a cab. Personally, I don’t even like sharing a cab
with the driver.” -David Letterman

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
“‘That’s a great place to work!” shouted my 16-year-old
brother after coming home from the first day at his first
job. “I get two weeks’ paid vacation.”

“I’m so glad,” said my mother.

“Yeah,” added John. “I can’t wait to find out where they
send me.” 😳😳

Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie tells the story of four teenage boys who make a pact to lose their virginity by prom night. It follows Jim, Oz,
Finch and Kevin trying to achieve their goal and the mishaps they have along the way.

Answer: American Pie
“American Pie” (1999) was written by Adam Herz and directed by Paul Weitz. The sequel “American Pie 2”
came in 2001 and “American Wedding” in 2003.

Monday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
This movie is about a man named Tom Witzky who gets hypnotised by his sister-in-law and afterwards begins to have visions of a girl’s ghost. He then becomes obsessed by trying to find out who this girl is and what happened to her.

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
Emperor Akbar once ruled over India. He was a wise and intelligent ruler, and he had in his court the Nine Gems, his nine advisors, who were each known for a particular skill. One of these Gems was Birbal, known for his wit and wisdom. The story below is one of the examples of his wit. Do you have it in you to find out the answer?

One day the Emperor Akbar startled his courtiers with a strange question.
“If somebody pulled my moustache, what sort of punishment should be given to him?” he asked.

“He should be flogged!” said one courtier.

“He should be hanged!” said another.

“He should be beheaded!” said a third.

“And what about you, Birbal?” asked the emperor. “What do you think would be the right thing to do if somebody pulled my whiskers?”

“He should be given sweets,” said Birbal.

“Sweets?” gasped the other courtiers.

Why do you think Birbal gave such a strange answer to the Emperor’s strange question?

Answer: Birbal continued, “Yes, sweets, because the only one who would dare pull His Majesty’s moustache is a small child such as your grandson.”
Birbal said this because he knew no adult person, however close to the Emperor, would get away with something like that, as a moustache was a symbol of power and not something to be taken lightly. So pleased was the emperor with the answer that he took off his necklace and gave it to Birbal as a reward for his quick wit.

Monday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
What is the word that has 1 syllable, but when you add 1 letter to the end, it becomes 3 syllables?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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