WELC0ME to TUESDAY JULY 16, 2024

Here’s The Story…..
A wife called her husband as she was driving to an appointment. She arrived,
and the husband could tell from her voice that she was getting frustrated.
Finally she said, “I know I had my cell phone with me. And now I can’t find it!”
The husband replied, “Aren’t you talking on it!?”
There was a solid period of stunned silence as the reality of the situation sank in –
followed by, “You are NOT going to tell anybody about this!”😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A helping word to one in trouble is like a switch in a railroad track…an inch
between wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity.” -Henry Ward Beecher

“All animals, except man, know that the principle business
of life is to enjoy it.” -Samuel Butler

“All mankind is divided into three classes: those who are immovable, those
who are movable; and those who move.” -Benjamin Franklin

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The topic for my ninth-grade class was palindromes, words or sentences that are
the same read forward and backward. I asked the question
“What is the first thing Adam said to Eve?”
I was expecting the answer “Madam, I’m Adam,”
but one student had a better reply: “Wow.” 😳😳😳

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a man named Tom Witzky who gets hypnotised by his sister-in-law and
afterwards begins to have visions of a girl’s ghost. He then becomes obsessed by trying to
find out who this girl is and what happened to her.

Answer: “Stir of Echoes” (1999)
This movie is about a man named Tom Witzky who gets hypnotized by his sister-in-law and afterwards begins to have visions of a girl’s ghost. He then becomes obsessed by trying to find out who this girl is and what happened to her.

Tuesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
This movie is based on the real life story of Brandon Teena, a teenage girl who lived life as a male.
When Brandon’s friends find out his secret they feel betrayed and turn against him.

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
What is the word that has 1 syllable, but when you add 1 letter to the end, it becomes 3 syllables?

Answer: The first word is ‘are’ then you add an “A” to the end and it becomes ‘area’.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
There are three brothers: Al, Ben, and Carl. Two of the three brothers are boxers. Here are some facts:

1. The shorter of Al and Ben is the older boxer.
2. The younger of Ben and Carl is the shorter boxer.
3. The taller of Al and Carl is the younger boxer.

Which brother is not a boxer?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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