WELC0ME to THURSDAY JULY 18, 2024

Here’s The Story…..
Do I look that shady? I just got a GPS for my car, and my first trip with it was
to a drugstore. Since the manual said not to leave it in the car unattended,
I brought it with me into the store. While there, the GPS came alive,
and a voice stated, “Lost satellite contact.” I wasn’t embarrassed until a woman
turned to me and said, “Your ankle bracelet monitor is talking to you.” 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY THURSDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

A new study found that women think men holding a guitar are more attractive,
even if they are not playing it. In a related story, guys with
an accordion will die alone.” -Jimmy Fallon

“NASA is taking applications for people who want to live on Mars. Now here are
the requirements: You have to be between the ages of 18 and 40 and insane.” -David Letterman

“Giant African land snails have been found in Florida and Texas. If you’re in Houston
and you see a giant snail coming toward you, walk slowly for your life.” -Jimmy Kimmel

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I requested identification from a department-store customer who had just written
a personal check for her purchase. After fumbling through her purse, she presented
me with what she said was the only thing that bore both her name and address.
It was a notice of insufficient funds from her bank.

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This Movie tells the story of Lester Burnham, a man in the middle of a mid-life crisis. His life drasticaly changes
when he becomes infatuated with his daughter’s friend, Angela Hayes.

Answer: “American Beauty” (1999) tells the story of Lester Burnham, a man in the middle of a mid-life crisis.
His life drasticaly changes when he becomes infatuated with his daughter’s friend, Angela Hayes.

Friday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
This movie is about two air traffic controllers, one who is arrogant and self assured whilst the other is quiet
and laid back. A bitter feud develops between them putting their jobs and marriages at risk.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
Oh no! All of the dogs on Lexington Avenue have run away from home. The owners quickly made police reports and luckily all the dogs were found. But the poor officers mixed up the paper work and can’t figure out who owns which dog, where they were found, and in what order. They are in great need of help. Can you figure it out?

Owners: Sam, Bailey, Chase, Joel, Paige
Dogs: Spot, Wiggles, Butch, Roscoe, Heinz
Locations: Park, Neighbor, Pound, Parking lot, Restaurant
Order: First, Second, Third, Fourth, Fifth

1. Heinz’s owner knew exactly where to find his dog, in front of the restaurant where he discovered Heinz as a puppy. That’s why Heinz was safe in bed first.
2. The 5 dogs are: Wiggles, Joel’s dog, the dog in the parking lot, Chase’s dog, and the last dog found.
3. Only one owner shares the same initials as his/her dog.
4. Butch was found before the dog in the pound but after Sam’s dog.
5. Chase found his dog after Paige.
6. Spot was found 2nd.
7. Paige was so happy when her neighbor brought Wiggles home.

Answer: 1) Sam, Spot, Parking Lot, 2nd
2) Bailey, Roscoe, Pound, 5th
3) Chase, Butch, Park, 4th
4) Joel, Heinz, Restaurant, 1st
5) Paige, Wiggles, Neighbor, 3rd

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
The following are alternate definitions for words, based on how the words sound. For example, “To drive by the docks: P _ _ _ _ _ _ _.” would result in “PASSPORT (Pass Port)”. Can you guess the words described below?

1. What white bears see with: P _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
2. A car’s memoirs: A _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
3. How judges get to a small island: C _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
4. To live long: D _ _ _ _ _.
5. How good a fibber one is: L _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
6. In favor of young men and women: P _ _ _ _ _ _.

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