WELC0ME to MONDAY JULY 23, 2024
Here’s The Story…..
One day in the army I was assigned KP duty. I reported to the Mess Hall and was
told by the sergeant in charge that he wanted me to make 100 gallons of soup for
tonight’s dinner. I told him I didn’t know how to make soup. He handed
me a book and told me to follow the directions carefully.
A couple hours later I had a large kettle of soup simmering. The sergeant came up
and tasted the soup. He took a second spoonful and stood there staring at me.
I thought I had really messed up the soup and was waiting for a reprimand.
Instead he said, “This tastes good… are you sure you followed the recipe?” 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A new study came out that reveals some dangerous side effects from childbirth.
The dangerous side effects women suffer include pelvic injuries,
muscle tears, and children.” -Conan O’Brien
“A new poll found that women in America are angrier about current events than
men. And if you want to make them even angrier, just tell them they seem angry.” -Jimmy Fallon
“The jackpot is up to an enormous sum. Playing the Powerball is a great way
to spend quality time with strangers outside gas stations.” -Jimmy Kimme
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole.
One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole,
sniffs the air and says, “Yum! I smell maple syrup!”
The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the
air and says “Yum! I smell honey!”
The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff
the air, but can’t because the bigger moles are in the way.
So he says, “Geez, all I can smell is….MOLASSES!”😳😳
Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about two air traffic controllers, one who is arrogant and self assured whilst the other is quiet
and laid back. A bitter feud develops between them putting their jobs and marriages at risk.
Answer: Pushing Tin!
“Pushing Tin” (1999) was written by Darcy Frey, Glen Charles and Les Charles and directed by Mike Newell.
The two air traffic controllers are played by John Cusack and Billy Bob Thornton.
Monday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
This is a story about a young man who is raised in an orphanage and trained to be a doctor there by
Dr. Wilbur Larch. It follows the young man as he leaves the orphanage to explore the world.
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
The following are alternate definitions for words, based on how the words sound. For example, “To drive by the docks: P _ _ _ _ _ _ _.” would result in “PASSPORT (Pass Port)”. Can you guess the words described below?
- What white bears see with: P _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
- A car’s memoirs: A _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
- How judges get to a small island: C _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
- To live long: D _ _ _ _ _.
- How good a fibber one is: L _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
- In favor of young men and women: P _ _ _ _ _ _.
Answer: 1. Polarize (polar eyes)
- Autobiography (auto biography)
- Courtship (court ship)
- Dilate (die late)
- Liability (lie ability)
- Protein (pro-teen)
Monday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
What phrase is shown in the figure below?
S-n-o-w
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